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This one dude was trying to be romantic.

And he ended up getting his man gravy in my eye.

It was some toxic shit.

That totally blinded me.

 

It hurted real bad.

I made him heart shaped cupcakes later on that day.

 

 

haha!

 

i think i love you,

 

in the "guy walks into a strip club and see's the one he's gonna throw all his dollar bills kinda way.

 

/no toe cutter.

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This one dude was trying to be romantic.

And he ended up getting his man gravy in my eye.

It was some toxic shit.

That totally blinded me.

 

It hurted real bad.

I made him heart shaped cupcakes later on that day.

 

i had a hilarious sequence go in my head.

 

 

nice little scene

 

 

 

 

then

 

 

 

BAM

 

 

 

a blind blood fart flailing about as homeboy stands there awkwardly not quite knowing what to do to fix the wrong he has just done.

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i had a hilarious sequence go in my head.

 

 

nice little scene

 

 

 

 

then

 

 

 

BAM

 

 

 

a blind blood fart flailing about as homeboy stands there awkwardly not quite knowing what to do to fix the wrong he has just done.

 

It wasn't like that at all.

I think we were both still drunk from the night before.

I said,

"DUDE!!! WHAT THE SHIT?? THAT'S MY EYYYYYESS!!!OHHHHHHH MANNNNN THIS HUUUURTS!!"

He started laughing.

I started laughing.

I asked if we had any water.

We didn't

So he spit in my eyes.

In a sweet way.

 

Then we laughed.

And then I bought him breakfast at Taco Cabana.

 

Casek- you are out of my league.

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It wasn't like that at all.

I think we were both still drunk from the night before.

I said,

"DUDE!!! WHAT THE SHIT?? THAT'S MY EYYYYYESS!!!OHHHHHHH MANNNNN THIS HUUUURTS!!"

He started laughing.

I started laughing.

I asked if we had any water.

We didn't

So he spit in my eyes.

In a sweet way.

 

Then we laughed.

And then I bought him breakfast at Taco Cabana.

 

Casek- you are out of my league.

 

nice.

 

 

it was cute.

 

 

no wonder you made him cupcakes.

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