RathofGod Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 post them jokes to make everyone's life a little less depressing What do santa clause and michael jackson have in common? nothing they both leave kid's rooms with empty saks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 there's an offensive jokes thread. there's an inoffensive jokes thread. search. pick one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 what do lesbians cook for dinner? they don't cook, they eat out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUM Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 whats the definition of complicated? fathers day in Harlem what do you do when you see a black guy hopping around on one leg? stop laughing and reload Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 how did helen keller masturbate? she used one hand to finger herself, and she used the other hand to moan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 whats the difference between west Virginia tech and mount everest? None. there both minus 33 and theres one killer slope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 post them jokes to make everyone's life a little less depressing What do santa clause and michael jackson have in common? nothing they both leave kid's rooms with empty saks Um doesn't this mean that they DO have something in common? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 a marriage is on the rocks, so the couple goes to a counselor. The wife goes "firstly, the sex is really bad", so the counselor hikes her skirt up and fucks her on his desk until she cums really hard. the counselor looks to the husband and asks if her can do that 3 times a week. the husband goes "i play golf on Saturdays and Sundays but i can bring her in on Mondays" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 your mom is a joke. take that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayersz Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 YO MOMMA SO STUPID... Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read. Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?" Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book. Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home. Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 no you di-int. you asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG HECZ Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 whats the difference between black people and snow tires?? A tire doesn't start singing when you put chains on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 how do you know when its bed time at michael jacksons? when the big hand touches the little hand i know ... old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Why do Marines have flat foreheads and bald heads? Cause when you ask them a question, they scratch their heads and say, "I don't know," and when you tell them the answer they smack their forehead and say, "Oh yeah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Whats a Marine minesweeper? A guy stomping his feet with his fingers in his ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 MARINES GETTIN OWND IN HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Are you fit to be a marine? Are you a musclehead? Was your high school GPA put down as N/A? Do you have explosive rage and curse excessively? Do you have a strange desire to kill everything in sight? Have you found yerself in solitary confinement on occasion? If youve answered yes to any of these questions the United States Marine Corps may be right for you. Call 1-800-MARINES The few, the proud, the downright fucking crazy. THE MARINES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 what do u call a marine? a bullet stopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 Um doesn't this mean that they DO have something in common? yeah I was supposed to say whats the difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 Why did the woman cross the road? That doesn't matter what was she doing out the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 You want to hear a joke? Women's rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 how do you make the dish washer work? slap her and tell her to get back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? my ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Why do Gorillas always seem to frown ? Because they know in a million years they're going to be niggers . Horrible , I didn't come up with it . But yes I laughed the first time . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? my ass! what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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