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You lost yours when you stuck it through a hole in a toilet cubicle wall in the hope that some perverted cunt in the next stall would furnish you with some measure of sexual relief by placing his chapped and scabby lips around it's weeping, smegma encrusted helmet and sucking like electrolux.

 

Instead, he emasculated you with a cut-throat razor and passed you your (now suddenly flaccid) member through the gap at the base of the partition wall whilst mouthing the words "Scuse me mate, you seem to have dropped this".

 

After being informed at the hospital that it wouldn't be possible to re-attach your dis-embodied manhood, you took it to a taxidermist, had it stuffed and now employ it in the only sexual persuit realistically open to you - Auto-sodomy with your own cock.

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