Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 So my roomate I hear her come in then leave come in and then leave like 3 times. She walks up stairs and is like I brought sandwhiches and stuff home from work. I am like uhhgh gross because she works at Parks and Rec camp and brought home those free lunches for section 8 kids... I forgot she works at Starbucks as some shift manager steeze. I go down like this shit is gonna be contaminating my hot italian sausages and shit. BAM FUCKING STARBUCKS CEASAR CHICKEN SALAD AND LIKE OTHER GOURMET SHIT THAT I IS LIKE 5$ a SAMMICH! Plus FREESH FUCKING FRUIT CUPS!!! VALUE $2.59 A CUP!!!! SHIT IS FRESH!!!!! SOOOOO HAPPY! I am like how did you get it is it gonna expire or something. She was like no they deliver the stuff everyday and they make us throw them out at the end of the same day. Everytime she works she is gonna bring home a shit load NO MORE BUYING Breakfast or LUNCH for SOME1 I estimate I save 100$ a week... Yummai I am having another sandwich they are pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 i think those sangys are deadly. i buy one every once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 really? how so? the fruit is pretty good too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 pics damnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Wonk Saggin! now she is crying i think...because her boyfriend aka my best friend blew her off...i think they are gonna break up...awwwwkwaaaard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 dope i was gonna hate on what you got until i saw the pic.. honestly you came up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 looks like she'll be eating all the food herself to calm her emotions yoou're outta luck some1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Dude, you just, like totally ate a sandwich made in a sweatshop factory and delivered by the billions. Like, some american-hating mexican named Pepito or Raul totally beheaded an entire Miss teen america beauty pagent and cold cut that shit when the Supervisor was too busy jerking off in the mayo to notice beaners fucking your meat up son. I havent had those sandwiches but theyre always there tempting me. Really better than say, Safeway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I want more close up photos so i can see the quality of the sandwiches DancE aNd SanDwiCh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 jebus i am not going downstairs she is having a conference call with her friends about my dude... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 looks like she'll be eating all the food herself to calm her emotions yoou're outta luck some1 nah she ate my pasta i made earlier she is full hell i am full...plus sandwich and a fruit cup deep...I will punch her if she tries anything with my sandwiches...I got bootleg store brand oreos she can munch on... She is petite little one she cant eat much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Ok, but AS SOON as she's finished i want those pictures. I would also like a border around the pictures for presentation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 uhh shall write a 5 page report and critique the sangwiches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 You better get the fuck down there and save that doomed relationship if you want to save $100 a week with free $2(+$3) sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Duff VonKleefe III Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Looks like some weak ass ska food to me. -Mr. Duff VonKleefe III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Plus tax on those sandwiches. They break up, the man wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 those sandwiches are the shit.. so is the pastry... perks of working at starbucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 fuck that I tried...I said "You should write a text message that says, Why you gotta be so gay?" she didnt find it funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Looks like some weak ass ska food to me. -Mr. Duff VonKleefe III Looket this nigga right chea tryna be all sneakzecreap like...whats the "third" in your name stand for? where you like getting popped the most? The "III" input?! Nice second post...get out of channel zero n00b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 You're not really as stressed about the situation as you should be. I'd be beside myself if I knew i was losing months and months of free rich peoples food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Plus tax on those sandwiches. They break up, the man wins. I will fight to the death for my sandwiches...I'll take them bitches to court! boutta draw up a prenup right now for my sandwiches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 If they break up, this thread dies. What the fuck then, man!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 good job coming through on the pics (shit looks good) you better go lend a shoulder to cry on and get in the roommate panties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 who says that he'll have to move just because they are breaking up... he can always just chill at his dude's place instead of having him over... it will only be awkward if the chick he's living with is all "oh my gosh, will you talk to him for me.. blahblahblah whinnnnnnnne!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 EDIT!!! Fuck that she knows I will only lie to her in failed attempts at humor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 yaah , khed, sangwitchez, dood. Nothing from Dunkin donuts? pssshhhh Staaahbucks ahh stupid dood.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Uhhh only ugly ghetto people and illegal brazillians (which the only hot one left) work at dunkin donuts...my roomate is PR and she is not ugly and ghetto... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 so while your roommate is crying in her bedroom your in the kitchen taking pictures of sandwhiches in your fridge with your camera phone. thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 post a pic of the roommate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 the chicken pesto sammiches from starbucks are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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