AyeBee Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 thats like.. half the world and their mother's name. what about these sisters of yours though mauler? Mauler's sisters are teh hotness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 I could bring em but I wouldn't fancy your chances. The one who has posted on here is single, but I don't think she is looking and the other is in love to a guy I approve of. That is, I tested his drinking limit out, and he admitted defeat to the point where he hasn't drank since. And godforbid, I thought your name was Boris!! Ahh well, at least we could go by our screen names or something. I am just thinking what I would drink at a Ch 0 house party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Iono Mauler, I could bust out the AB charm and it's a wrap....I make great first impressions, takes girls awhile to figure out everything that's wrong with me haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Hahah, sounds just like me! the only downside they get of me initially is that I seem 'too good to be true' as I like to lay it on thick when first meeting them. Like I think I am a nice guy (everywhere but the bedroom) but it takes them a while to find that out, if ya hear me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 you gotta bring the sisters when we eventually do our team alco night out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 I got banned :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 ebph aka 42 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Some1? I'll try, I still have to find out if the younger one has gotten ID yet, and the older one is hard to convince to do anything. but yeah I'll try, just make sure you set me up with something real good eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 haha ill see if i can hook you up with someone oh and i always drink prior to going out as im saving money so ill probably rock up drunk/high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Haha, who doesn't drink prior to going out? Only fools would, like the saying goes 'a fool and his money are soon parted'. Like I can buy 2 Coronas at a pub club or go and buy a 6 pack for the same price! WTF? I know what I much prefer to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why did you catch a ban for this time EBPH?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 what kind of alcohol is irrelevant as long as there is alot of it. boris is the name of my alter-ego. bloodfart turns into a gay black man named lamont. i turn into boris the russian grim reaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Haha, who doesn't drink prior to going out? Only fools would, like the saying goes 'a fool and his money are soon parted'. Like I can buy 2 Coronas at a pub club or go and buy a 6 pack for the same price! WTF? I know what I much prefer to do! i always do that as well. the only thing that does for me is it gets me way more drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hella borred Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 its called pre-drinking.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Oh shit. you are awake? You missed an ill 711 mission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hella borred Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 fuck, i could go for some sour wine gums, and snickers bites, and uggghhh who am i kidding im so full right now... and i think i need multiple root canals.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 its called pre-drinking.... pre-game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Um yeah having a mini mickey of whiskey tucked into the jeans is also essential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Yeah, hip flasks are the shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Mauler can I just buy your sister so I can bypass the whole talking aspect? I will pay her weight in vegimite and kangaroo pelts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 hahah, man, there is a plague of kangaroos here at present, they are thinkinng of culling them. Plus my sister cannot be bought. She is worth more than all the money in the world. I'm sure you can find a lookalike much cheaper than she would cost. (I read her Mysapce, and read about the engagement ring, how did I end up with a superficial sister?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Fair enough she will be taken then... RohypnolOFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 im up for culling them give me some vb, a wife beater, pair of stubbies and rifle and it looks like a good weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 People in the states have no idea when us Aussies consider it a dangerous firearm. I think my sisters would be smart enough to make their own drinks around the Ch 0 heads. There wa ssomething in the newspaper/tv/nees abotu culling them as they are going wild. I can't remember where I found the link (maybe here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Fair enough she will be taken then... RohypnolOFL hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 maybe in your part of the world, here we spell "colour" we actually pronounce roof ROOF, not ruff... we all listen to celine dion, and when you shit in the upper section of a toilet it's called "top shelffing", oh yeah and we produced bryan adams, and wayne gretzky....99 blame canada eh? NO FUCKING WONDER YOUR SUCH A STUPID IDIOT. your canadian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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