Gat Bush Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 No one, not even the internet, is on shit-sleeping yet. I should copyrite this innovative technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Someone on nightcrew at my work brings their own toilet paper. Every once in awhile when I go in early and take a shit I find a roll of good stuff floatin around. Real men of genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
first_down Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 i read stuff until i have no more blood on my legs You in prison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 mental prison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 In our private lab men's room we have some dope charmin and a box of clean wipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 shit-sleeping. i heard someone in a staul at my work snoring a few months back. after i washed my hands i threw the crumbled towel i used to dry my hands in the persons staul to startle them and give myself a laugh. i walked out of the bathroom lol'ing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 ^^ about that. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 this thread is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You have to actually be shitting/sleeping. Poo must exit teh butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 This thread is now beyond awesome with that last pic. But in relation to Mitch's post, at my old work, we had a guy who shall be referred to as the 'DeccyMonster' due to his affinity for dexamphetamine. But anywya, this guy used to sleep in the dunnys all the time when he couldn't procure any more drugs to keep him awake, or he would drop some and do a shit within half an hour. There were times when he couldn't make it to the toilet in time, and you could audiably hear him shit himself. But in relation to your story, we always used to wet paper towels and throw them onto him while he was asleep on the toilet. The worst thing about this place was the asians that worked there used to actually stand on the seat and squat to shit. Now that is rather fucked up, and after a few allnight benders you know a whole roll used to get taken into the toilets to cover the dirty bootmarks on the seats. Fucken pricks they were, nothign worse than hanging to go then having to spend time coating the seat with toilet paper. Thats all I got for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 my job is the same way. My manager and I talked about this the other day over lunch. It's like you have to use 10 sheets to make a little nest that's appropriate/germ guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 nothing beat the squat in the woods! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 they have these really thick towel things for drying your hands here- i grab 4 of them a spread across evenly on each side. its safe...i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.