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harsh.

 

Sorry your innocent eyes had to see that.

 

But you need to establish that you are the dominant male....or the female will walk all over you.

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I never actually did kick her in the face.

I'm just saying.

She was pushing me to the limit.

 

I am not known for my patience.

Or taking a non-violent approach to solving my problems with others.

So taking that into consideration, I think I was nice about it all.

 

My house smells like lazy dudes.

They make me want to cry.

With all their mess making and nap taking.

 

I hate having to be the den mother.

 

It's a sad day when I am the responsible one of the bunch.

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They made my couch smell like a hobo.

And my pillows smell like farts.

 

I am not a pansy or anything.

But that shit makes me real sad.

Trying to watch some television, and the whole area smells like a city bus.

 

I'm getting all new stuff.

And buying terry cloth bathrobes by the dozen.

From then on, I am sending every dude immediately into the shower.

If you ain't living in a bathrobe, you ain't living in my house.

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I got into a heated argument the other night over this.

We were drinking.

Dude got hungry.

I made him mashed potatoes and gravy and green beans.

I didn't eat.

He didn't clean up the dishes.

Claims he was going to "do it tomorrow."

I yelled.

He told me I knew he was a slob before we moved in together.

And if I had a problem with it, I should never have moved in with him.

 

I do have a problem with it.

 

I am not a messy person.

I cannot stand a dirty house.

I clean it at least once a day.

I cannot stand when I come home from work and the house is messier than when I left.

They want me to cry.

 

The only thing to do is to dance away the rage.

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blood fart is right about everything she said...

 

but kicking faces?!

 

unecessary.

 

whatevs. face kicking is usually necessary.

 

 

bf: bacon grease left in the pan after even one day makes a non-vegetarian-bacon-loving-fool like myself wanna puke, so i can only imagine what you have to put up with.

 

 

 

no cries, blood farts! no cries...

 

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rental, bacon grease after as little as two hours is gross... im trying to give up the meat, and as much as coagulated bacon grease grosses me out, Im still stuffing my face with it - bacon that is - (as long as its free, and easily accessable while im working)

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