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My brother is making me be a rapper.

He said we are going to get rich.

He said I have what it takes to make crowds go wild.

He said that I have a way with words that will translate well over beats.

 

Good thing he is in rehab for a month.

So I won't have to hear him hassling me about being a rapper.

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I battle my friends around bonfires.

When I be drunk to the max.

They always be all like,

"OH SHIT SON!! THAT'S SOME HOT FIRE!!!'

And then I realize they are talking about the bonfire.

And not my raps.

 

I used to free style.

On the pirate radio station here in town.

Then I would drank too much.

And slur.

So I would have to go lay down in the front yard.

 

I have a grill.

No invisible sets.

No princess cuts.

 

I am getting permanent gold teeth.

Instead of an engagement ring.

He says he thinks gold teeth are ugly.

I says if you love me, you will love my love for gold teeth.

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My brother is making me be a rapper.

He said we are going to get rich.

He said I have what it takes to make crowds go wild.

He said that I have a way with words that will translate well over beats.

 

Good thing he is in rehab for a month.

So I won't have to hear him hassling me about being a rapper.

 

 

rime this shit...

 

NOW!!!!!!..

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