DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 this zicam bullshit isn't helping. and im not dopesick cause im clean so i dunno man its the flu for real and this shit sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 dont use any homeopathic(ha) anything.that shit dont work.lots of juice.soup.enough heat to sweat.lots of bad 80s movies.if you have someone to take care of you and serve you all this shit thats even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 my girlfriend is here supposedly to take care of me but she passed out and now im sitting here listening to ALL SHALL PERISH drinking tea and trying to breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 thats really all you can do!wake her up and tell her to do her job.bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 maybe its a tumor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 hot and damp towel over your face, take vitamin c, stay in bed and sweat it out, keep clean, and if youre conjested drink some whiskey or smoke some mint hookah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 maybe its a tumor? iiits a tumor its a tumor its a tumor its a tumor its a tumor its a tumor its a tumor its a tumor oh oh oh its a tumor!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 maybe its a tumor? "IT'S NOT A TUMAAAAA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 damn. i thiink you beat me. family guy got nothin on ahhhhnold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 i was thinking of seinfeld just now and how he had that thing where he didnt puke in like 15 years or something and i was like man i havent puked in a while, and then i remembered oh yeah i did... not only did i puke like a week before christmas from drinking a bottle of the goose i shit on a sidewalk in the country club. my girlfriend was pissed. "THATS SOME HOMELESS SHIT!" she yelled. i dunno how that relates but i thought about that just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 you should kick your girlfriend and make her take care of you. it's her job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 i was thinking of seinfeld just now and how he had that thing where he didnt puke in like 15 years or something and i was like man i havent puked in a while, and then i remembered oh yeah i did... not only did i puke like a week before christmas from drinking a bottle of the goose i shit on a sidewalk in the country club. my girlfriend was pissed. "THATS SOME HOMELESS SHIT!" she yelled. i dunno how that relates but i thought about that just now. im going on 17 years. but i also dont drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 gargle with salt water to get rid of a sore throat. it works... drink lots of water. you get dehydrated quickly when you are sick. dont drink coffee or soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 "IT'S NOT A TUMAAAAA!" HAHAHA....for answering my post with that flick of kindergarden cop...you get props! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 its all good i feel so shitty at this point i dont really care. i cant sleep but i feel lethargic as hell, and its wierd getting the flu for real and not having to fake the flu like im so used to... on the downside, everyone looks at me supsiciously like ive been bullshitting them about sobriety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 gargle with salt water to get rid of a sore throat. it works... drink lots of water. you get dehydrated quickly when you are sick. dont drink coffee or soda. i heard some shit about mixing cayan (sp) pepper with h2o and gargling with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 take 10,000 mg of vitamin c a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 whiskey. Put your man pants on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 no. take no more then 2,000-3,000 depending on body size. to much vitamin c in the system builds up then you just pee it all out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 take 10,000 mg of vitamin c a day. this reminds me of this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 http://www.naturalcures.com/ yeah, i woke up today to a paid programing blasting on my tv. it was this cock sucker talking about his new book on natural cures and how he can cure phobias in like 5 minutes or some shit on of you should try it out and tell me how it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 this reminds me of this.... i usually swear by this shit but only when i first start feeling sick. ive been fighting this for like 2 days now and today i gave in and was like fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 im going on 17 years. but i also dont drink god dammit now this threaqd got my thinking.. maybe cuz i used to be a germ freak? maybe because i dont drink? maybe i should just watch this sienfeld episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 i usually swear by this shit but only when i first start feeling sick. ive been fighting this for like 2 days now and today i gave in and was like fuck it. i tried this once.....took some of these when i started to feel sick....but got sick anyways....plus drinking that nasty seltzer water was gross.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 i thought you do coke. you've never yacked from some fucked up cut or doing too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 (edogggg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 fuck this jarhead is on hbo im goin to watch it and passout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 i wasnt some crazy addict style hittin lines till i keel over. and i got good shit from good people. and i dont do that anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 lol....i watched someone almost have a heart attack from yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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