ZeroCool Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Someone who doesn't look like you at all... Chris Tucker. "You guys got chris tucker. Fuck, sign it up and start shooting it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 len's baby. why does it look like some asian dude is raising your kid? just teasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 hahhahahaha wait Friday chris tucker? or Rush hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 yo woman, why arent you on aim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 The 5th element chris tucker...haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 leaving to work......now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Some1, you're a disgusting individual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 i guess it depends on the look of the kid. if it looks asian ill have them make nikes for me. if it looks black ill have them pick cotton if it looks like a spic ill have it run my wifes tomato farm if it looks white ill teach it to drink beer and hate everything un american and non white if it looks middle eastern ill have it organize the fridge and kitchen if its a girl ill throw it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 The 5th element chris tucker...haha hahahaha oh my god...its just horrible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Yeah imagine what that would be like in a movie. Tucker playing you on 12 oz. Fuck writing a script. Just let him adlib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Artist: Illogic Album: Celestial Clockwork Title: First Trimester and I know...you have never cheated on me you're the only one I trust....and now we are gonna have a baby and we are gonna give him - or her - a real family, that we never had> the love floods that drips from her eyes as they meet his while inside she holds a gift, the virus of new life their hearts overflow with oceans of emotions mixed happiness, confusion, love, hate, all simultaneous holding her close as she drenches his chest with rivers of fear a single tear sprints down his cheek, his knees become weak he thinks, "here I sit, a child embracing a child with child that's probably more scared of this than I am it's too late to question if I'm ready for the responsibility 'cause I knew the consequences of lust, but I took part willingly." just then, her left hand graces his face the love in her touch encourages tears to race she wipes the rain from his cloudy eyes shaken and scared she takes his hand, smiles, and places it on her belly his hand trembles, heart pounds, mouth returns to smile as inside, she frowns, knowing she can't handle this right now "I'm stuck in this spot between love and my culture my cousin had a baby out of wedlock and they disowned her should I risk losing one family to start my own? or if I don't have it, will he hate me, and make me stand alone leaving me to hold this bag of bricks and carry it for a lifetime while he can relieve the pain by just going home and writing a rhyme? at that point he pulls her close, whispers "I love you" to her lobes unbeknownst to the dichotomy in the beauty that he beholds I love her now, and even after death she's my breath the only other close to my heart? my mother I'm scared, but prepared to give my child what I was never given, a life with its father and its mother, its wife I know realize my eyes see the horizon I'm no longer looking for a kaleidoscope to climb in accepting my scenery, my fate parallel to grace I know I'm in love every time my eyes touch her face I love him, but I'm not ready to spring a life into this world I'm only 17, myself still a little girl I need my family too much to lose them for him but I need him by my side also, I'll have his baby someday he's the only one I see in my future, but now's not the time we still have things to experience and live out our lives I can't do it, I've decided. I'm only two months now but how can I tell the love of my life that I've murdered his child? alone she sits, with oceans of regret soaking optics heart ripped to shreds with visions of a dead sea no words can emerge from voice box to explain the understood hate that seemed to fuel his pain his vital organ pounds till his chest starts to vibrate emotions unusual trapped in delusional mind state he knows not what to feel, or what to say how to react to the fact of, should he leave or should he stay? a cloud of sorrow hovers above the two broken spirits without a clue gloom so thick that love can't shine through he's thinkin, "here I stand, face to face with my angel as the blood of our child soaks her hands the hate I hold is a product of the love she evokes so in an obscure way, I understand" with arms outstretched, she lies his head upon her chest and she cries and continues to apologize "you know that I love you (I love you) and you won't be to blame if after this action, you never utter my name but I need time to mature before I give birth we need time to explore and find what we're worth one day I'll have your seed even if the sun rays burn out and the starlight bleeds" their eyes meet, and lips touch I love yous are exchanged and eyes lock till tear ducts flood with rivers of pain love won't let them leave, there was a hold on his heart as much as my death hurt, it couldn't tear them apart so now I rest on clouds with other aborted missions I forgive you and understand the purpose of your decision I hope this story of my life hits the depth of many souls and when you want to tell me you love me, you don't have to cause I know I love you> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Dude tell you the truth Im not gonna lie that would be the shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Hahaha.... Find a picture of Rufio from Hook, he'll play me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 lol i gotta move these somewhere and stop jacking thisthread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 too selfish 4 kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I would be a good dad cause I will have lots and lots of time to give to my children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyper Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 yeah some kids would be dope. i heard they are as easy to raise as puppies but the leashes are more expensive. new job first i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 please beat your kids. please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Raise my kids like my dad raised me. With the fear of god in their heart. I fear no one more on the face of this planet than my dad. And i came out fan-fucking-tastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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