gee Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i mean seriously you'd have to be some kind of idiot to be a mormon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 fucking stupid, only in america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 snowbird just sounds like a place to fulfill your wasp girl fantasies. -yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony from Brooklyn Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I want to know more rumors about Utah. I mean, I'll tell you the rumors I know if you tell me the rumors you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 hahaha anyone look at the utah thread in brick slayers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 fucking gheyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 they shouldn't prosecute her or the boyfriend, instead...enlist them in the mormon tabernackle qior. or something extra mormon-ish. nothing against mormons, but living in hawaii i know a LOTTTA them, they're either "molly Mormon" as in goody-two-shoes or "Jack Mormon" ..as you could guess, not exactly living by the rules. meh, i have no idea where i'm going with this other than ups to that 12yr old kid. go get 'em slugger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Another girl pops up in my head as an okay girl who makes really bad decisions and friends... Along the same lines, really good painter, lot of heart, horrible horrible decisions... But yeah I won't be going to Utah to fulfill my fantasies of lick-lick and bang-bang... Cambodia it is. oddly and truthfully enough, i CAN see eastbay at cambodia, you know the quintessential former working class guy with a cheesy aloha shirt n shorts sittin on a beach chair snappin his fingers with 30 underage sex slave servants bringing him mai-tai's and pina coladas... yeah...i can see that. am i alone on this or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i read there's a lot of samoans or some shit who are mormons, what the hell is up with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 oh shit, I just remembered this. I went out with this girl who's family happend to be mormon in high school, lost my virginity to her and all that shit. I remember she had to go to church every now and then, funny thing was her mom, happened to be a stay at home prostitute. We'd be kicking at the house, and the doorbell would ring, and we'd have dip out while the johns came in. No joke she had a calender on the fridge and monday thru friday there would be a list of 3-4 names on each day with a dollar amount next to em. She was making dollars though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 bahaha we used to skate at the mormon church by my house, once this mormon came up to me and said hey what does that sign over ther say, a no skating sign, i though that pretty much sums it up because the bible says to share and shit right, plus the church sat there unused most of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i read there's a lot of samoans or some shit who are mormons, what the hell is up with that mormons were some of the largest groups of settlers/preachers to first kinda venture into modern day samoa, tonga as well as a few other islands. samoa from what i'm told by my friends 'round the way, back home to them, is 97% mormon. if you think its weird, wouldn't it be weird to most of the outside world to see america as a 70% or so group of split apart christian/catholics? .. everythings weird to someone diff bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 oddly and truthfully enough, i CAN see eastbay at cambodia, you know the quintessential former working class guy with a cheesy aloha shirt n shorts sittin on a beach chair snappin his fingers with 30 underage sex slave servants bringing him mai-tai's and pina coladas... yeah...i can see that. am i alone on this or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Utah punks hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 mormons were some of the largest groups of settlers/preachers to first kinda venture into modern day samoa, tonga as well as a few other islands. samoa from what i'm told by my friends 'round the way, back home to them, is 97% mormon. if you think its weird, wouldn't it be weird to most of the outside world to see america as a 70% or so group of split apart christian/catholics? .. everythings weird to someone diff bro. No Mormorns are weird. And more so people who do a 180 against heritage and join up with a super cult of conservative psychos are weird. And Samoans are fat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 That why I will always be a snake handler.....like God wanted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 And Samoans are fat... puttin em on blast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 That why I will always be a snake handler.....like God wanted it. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 :confused: Read my son http://religiousmovements.lib.virginia.edu/nrms/Snakes.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gee Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 theres a shit load of samoans in honolulu......there all tree trimmers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 theres a shit load of samoans in honolulu......there all tree trimmers there must be a lot of trees then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gee Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 yeah they also make driveways and rock walls and there all mormons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 yeah they also make driveways and rock walls and there all mormons they're* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 The women know how to twerk though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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