seeking Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 naw, this isn't fucking. this is love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 kittens and babies, seeks love the bloodfarts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 i'll admit, the name is a bit unsettling, but she's really a very delightful girl once you get to know her. equal parts dandilion and kitten whisker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I am planting flowers in the garden right now. No metaphor for the beginnings of love. I am actually gardening. I am not so tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 i watered my plants today....i guess im not tough either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 gardening is rad. i'm a new man since geting my bonsai. i think i'm getting old. old people shit is super awesome to me lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 gardening is rad. i'm a new man since geting my bonsai. how has your bonsai been doing?...is it still healthy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 yeah, the shoots keep getting longer, so i'm guessing it's still healthy. i think i fluked not killing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 ive got soome bamboo. this is the ultimate 'retard' plant. as long as it has water, it'll live. so far ive kept it alive for about two months. go me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 yeah, bamboo is wierd. my old roomate had some bamboo and no matter what she did to it that shit just decided to up and die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 weird. was she a total cunt? cause sometimes just general cuntyness can kill things. mine is all big and prosperous and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 she wasn't a cunt, but she was dumb as shit. 27 years old and straight up candy raver. her room looked like a gang of stuffed toys bukkaked on everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 hahahahahahaha. i have a bonsai from home depot. shit is questionable. i never take care of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 why the fuck did you live with a raver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 i want some of these: venus fly traps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 those are cool for about 4 minutes till you cant find any flys to stick in them, so you just get annoyed and stick a pencil in their 'mouths' so you can watch them close, but then they dont re-open, and they die. there, saved you the trouble of having one of those gay plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 lol....thanks seeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 what about these: http://www.heavypetal.ca/archives/2005/10/chocolatescented_plants.html ^plants that smell like chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 as long as you dont get this one, go for it. this thing fucking scares me for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 hahaha.......true....ok...ill cross that off my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 why the fuck did you live with a raver? the apartment was fucking sweet, and the rent wasn't too bad. and thankfully i didn't see her very often. oh, and her best friend was a closet lesbian. the sexual tension between them was a funny sight to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 id jerk off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 if someone can bring me vicodin and movies tonight, i'll totally buy you whatever you want off of ebay that costs $25 or less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 if bloodfart makes you happy. i'm happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 but that chick and her lesbian buddy have nothing on one of my roomates in dublin. german dude that never showered and wore leather pants daily. 6'7" and insane from head to toe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 as long as you dont get this one, go for it. this thing fucking scares me for some reason. cuz that shit looks like its got lil nigga cocks poppin off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 23, 2006 Author Share Posted November 23, 2006 that's it, it's the nigger cocks. fucking hate nigger cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Winter gardening isn't really my thing, as much as summer gardening. This week I cleared out two out of three of our raised beds, and four whiskey barrels. No more okra. No more tomatos. No more basil. No more cucumbers. No more cantelope. Winter time planting consists of cauliflower, broccoli, shallots, and various winter squash. I think I am good to go for a few days on the gardening. It isn't really my hobby, but I seem to spend alot of time working on it. It's always nice after I finish with the soil amending and get the transplants in the ground. Then it is just basic watering and fertilizing until harvesting time. I am basically Martha Stewart with a better haircut. And a longer criminal record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 our food garden consists of garlic and spring onion. we use it in fucking everything, so we may as well grow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 No more okra. speaking of okra.....anybody tried the deep fried okra at churchs chicken.... mmmm....with ranch dressing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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