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MOBY DICK

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

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I was waiting through the whole movie to have him fuck up and say "Make it so Number One!"

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great book if you love reading 1000 pages worth of discriptions of skinning whales.

 

The book could have been more concise:

 

"Call me ishmael. Thats capn' ahab he hates a whale cause it was hungry and ate one of his legs. We are going to kill it.

He offered money for whoever saw the whale. What is the meaning of life? W00T!!! THAR SHE BLOWS! Kill the whale!

Oh shit son! Capn' Ahab got pwn3d! What a n00b. Oh no all our ship belongs to whale! Life sure is calmer when you dont hold grudges."

 

And yet melville had to strech it out too 1000+ pages. Seriously, the book was painful to read.

 

 

edit: starbuck was interesting though. i could relate.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

You should apply for a job at cliff notes

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Indeed it was a good book.

 

Nothing better than a dead man strapped to a whale

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when i read the odyssey i was blown away!!!

bless those gods...

almost like the mods here...

i need to pick up the iliad...

but it's such a long book...

reasons even moreso for me needing to pick this up would be greatly appreciated!

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when i read the odyssey i was blown away!!!

bless those gods...

almost like the mods here...

i need to pick up the iliad...

but it's such a long book...

reasons even moreso for me needing to pick this up would be greatly appreciated!

 

Odysseyus (or however the fukc you spell dudes name) obviously has a great time getting back home. He got to sleep with mad women before coming home, butchering all the toys macking on his wife and then reclaiming his position as king. The made for t.v. mini series wasn't too shabby. They did a good job of re-creating scylla and charbidis

 

awesome.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

The Bible Cliff note by Sneak:

 

I the begining God sneezed and made the earth, people where bad and he told them to fuck off...other shit happened the earth flooded, God destroyed stuff, Jews, Charlie Heston, Jesus, Death, The world is going to end

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the iliad... not the odyssey..

 

 

/u hear me..

 

you say "tomtoe", I say "fuck you"

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take your Illiad and stuff it up your ass and see if things are still All Quiet On the Eastern Front! I'll raise your temp to Farenheit 451 and make you wish it was 1984 again!

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Speaking of books your read in school, ever remember that book "A Wrinkle In Time"?

 

Isnt there a movie of that book?

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A-Wrinkle-in-Time.jpg

 

i think abc made it into a made for tv movie...

 

 

lens is upset cause he read the entire sweet valley high series..

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You should read "Heart of the sea" Its where moby dick came from. The true story of the whaling ship Essex. If anything its more grim.

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If you don't know, then suck it bitches.

 

are you talking about your moby dick?

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