10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 i havent eaten since 1PM and its 1AM now. theres no food in my fridge. the only thing im eating right now is all the flem that is being coughed up from my marlboro laced lungs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 the terrorists took all your food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 the terrorists are the reason i couldnt buy a fifth of grey goose for 20 bucks at duty free last week fucking A-rabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 next time bring your own lamb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 MMMMMMMM LAMB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 IM GOING TO EAT YOU LITTLE LAMB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 seriously, that lamb looks fucking delicious. just needs some applesauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 seriously, that lamb looks fucking delicious. just needs some applesauce blenders and vodka and lambchops with acid asians and cocaine on lake placid something and something and something else, too these are a few of my favorite things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Cross thread referencing, oh yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 corner store? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 none around me bro, i made a thread recently complaining of my new location, which is completely devoid of any liquor/corner stores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Order a pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 call any random female you know....go to her place to "kick it" and then raid the fuck outta the fridge....i have done this plenty of times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Order a pizza? where can you order a pizza from at 1am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 There are many places where I live. I'm sure alot of pizza joints are open till quite late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 In Berkeley, there's a law that nothing (besides municipal services) can be open 24 hours. I have spent many a night wandering the streets of that godforsaken town to realize that, yeah...it's true. There's a gas station at 7th and Ashby that has soda machines, but I think I tried to cop smokes there early one morning and struck out. Hence, I used to have to remember to eat by midnight, or be faced with riding up to Rockridge to the 24-hour Safeway. I'd say go shopping once in a while, but that would make me a hypocrite. Bringing any unprepared food into my house means that one of my roommates will be eating well, so well that they develop amnesia and forget all about it. Last night I was accused of eating a can of salmon...which is hilarious, because A) I don't eat meat, and can't remember the last time I ate salmon, and B) the only thing I use that may be off limits is soy sauce and other condiments...and, if you're the kind of person that gets their panties in a twist over some mustard, you shouldn't be living at my house. Someone will run your shit just to watch you freak out...I've seen it done before. I went along with it, though...I said, "Man, I must have been really stoned last night...I wonder..." (BTW, I don't smoke pot, either.) "Really? You got stoned, and ate my salmon?" (Irony is lost on them, obviously.) "Yeah, while I pulled a train on your mom...thanks, I guess," I said, then walked away before they could ask me if I really pulled a train on their mom. Dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 drink some pee and eat some poo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 hows about a poop pee parfuit with bananas on the shitttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 niggas is eating out here mang niggas is aint never hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 call any random female you know....go to her place to "kick it" and then raid the fuck outta the fridge....i have done this plenty of times... THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA, AND IVE DONE IT MANY MANY TIMES. BUT SADLY AT MY NEW LOCATION THERES NOT A BITCH I KNOW WITHIN 20-30 MILES. today i had a hefty ass russian meat/cheese peroshki. shit was maddd greasy son. /nohomo if any of you fucks see something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 drink some pee and eat some poo... Good idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Go hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Don't go near the fridge at Shai's house.... And the raiding of a chicks fridge is a great idea. I was known for looting essentials like shampoo, toothpaste, laundry soap and other essential items from peoples houses way back when Lens was living on the soup line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 dorm rooms are the best. raid those rich ass bitches shit so hard. drink their grey goose, eat their nachos, steal their microwave food, drink their moet, parlay and shiet. good times mayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 drink their moet, this reads as "drink their meat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 RICH GIRLS BUY MOET AND I ASK FOR A GLASS, AND THEN I ASK FOR ANOTHER ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA, AND IVE DONE IT MANY MANY TIMES. BUT SADLY AT MY NEW LOCATION THERES NOT A BITCH I KNOW WITHIN 20-30 MILES. today i had a hefty ass russian meat/cheese peroshki. shit was maddd greasy son. /nohomo if any of you fucks see something start meeting bitches at your new location.... also.....piroshki's are the fuckin shit!.....i love them....they used to serve those at the elementary school i went to....fucking grub!:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 STILL HUNGRY?... HAVE A SNICKERS.... CHEAP... JUST ABOUT EVERYWHERE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 just be ghetto and..welll, ya know..don't pay for your food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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