!@#$% Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 WOULD YOU FUCK A COP? if she was fine as hell and and all that.. would you smash? i once broke up with a dude who told me he had decided to try out for the police academy. one of the last people i dated brought it up briefly and without hesitation i told him if he went that road we were finished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Wow, ouch Hey Symbols what about goverment Service? It that a road to Anti-Symbols Pants Town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 naw, no big deal. i simply hate police. due to personal experience, really. i've been in enough long term relationships to know that if we are that different on a fundamental level we won't last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Why not?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinCan Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Funny someone should bring this up, was in the deli getting lunch on break from work a couple months ago and saw this fly ass female cop, didn't get to chat but her car number was 67, been looking for that cop car ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 i once broke up with a dude who told me he had decided to try out for the police academy. one of the last people i dated brought it up briefly and without hesitation i told him if he went that road we were finished i like your attitude.. zero tolerance policy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I fucked some chick that was a Correctional Officer at the prison outside of town..I even knew her badge number for a while, just in case she tried to burn me.. They called her "Blade"..HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 female cops are waaaay nicer than man pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 if were talking fuck and not date...sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 yeah' date=' and do you realise the possibilities when you break up with her?[/quote'] Considering my experiences with female cops, she's probably tazer your ass. Every time you try to get up she'd keep shocking you and smacking you over the head with her stick while calling for backup and telling the other cops that you hit her. They'd then stomp the shit out of you and lock you up with all kinds of creatively trumped up charges on top of everthing else she has on you (like graff, etc). Probably plant all kinds of drugs and guns and kidyporn and shit on you to ensure extra years. That's what you get for sleeping with the enemy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Fuck Cops! he he he :five-o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Only if I could get special privelages. Like she can run up on some people and confiscate all their drugs and give them to me. Or drive me around and let me throw up tags all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 that wouldn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 A few years back I was asked to have sex with a married cop. I said no and never spoke to him again. Last August he arrested me and turned some simple shit into real big trouble for me. I suggest you go ahead and get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 fuck yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideTheFire Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 doing it in the backseat with a brunnette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 id make it hurt... cock slap her and tell her its from rodney king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 yeah and then i'd handcuff her and steal all her money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 yea why would it matter even tho id jam the billy club up her poop chute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horse cock Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 i'd get creative with the nightstick.........cuff her to the bed and then pepper spray her right after i blew my load on her face. i'd leave her cuffed and go get an extra value meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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