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$300 for this....

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park there all the time

everyday i work.

 

there's no problem with it

handicap van comes

unloads--- still no problem

 

 

 

punkass dike slut cop decides to flex her clit in this particluar parking lot

and leaves me with a 300 dollar ticket.

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i thought you spilled 300$ of crack on the ground or somthing...

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so wait... explain to me how it's ok for YOU to park there...

 

 

It's clearly NOT a parking space.

 

 

People who do this shit piss me off. If I hafta park a little further away and walk, then so do you.

 

 

 

*edit. I do agree that a $300 ticket is a big insane.

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find out officers last name, find her crib, molotov cocktail to the porch action.

 

but it might be a bit excessive.

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let's see

 

 

1. my 2 foot wide motorcycle still leaves more than enough room for

harry handicap to exit his gigantic van and shuffle up the curb.

 

2. i've been working in this shithole building for over a year

not one time have i seen anyone remotley handicap park there, or even in the vicinity.

as a matter of fact: there's only about 4 buisnesses in this complex, one of which is a law firm, we all see eachother on the regular - and nobody has ever expressed any concern in this matter.

 

3. i talked to the slut-whore-dike-cop while she was scribbling away at her ticket book

explained that it would take 2 seconds for me to move,

and she still wouldnt give me the opportunity.

 

 

[qoute: ^ . ^]People who do this shit piss me off. If I hafta park a little further away and walk, then so do you.

 

s h u t. t h e. f u c k. u p.

cars have different dimensions than motorcylces, therefore requiring LESS space, you lopsided gonzo lookin beast.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

hehehe

 

that suck count.

 

lopsided gonzo. where do you come up with this shit??

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I'm sorry...

 

 

So you're privileged and can park wherever u want?

 

Yea. I didn't think so.

 

Cry some more about it.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

yeah. could be way worse.

 

you could be an angry bitch with a fucked up face. but you're not, and you got a nice bike.

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