Kr430n5_666 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ANIMAL SHIT IS NICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 "I find that ducks opinion is majorly influenced on whether or not I have bread." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 If the jokes fall to the floor, just go ahead and pick them up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 dane cook belongs in the over rated thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Geroge Carlin still has the best standup not a big fan. I think he's overated. his jokes can be funny but i like word play more than foul words. there was this guy someone posted a while ago, he was a heavyset hairy guy that played the piano, that guy made me laugh more than ever. if anyone know who im talking about post up the name. thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 "Religion has convinced people that theres an invisible man living in the sky" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 NO ONES GOT SHIT ON JIM GAFFAGIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 "I think Pringles original intention was to sell tennis balls, but on the day the balls were supposed to arrive, a truck of potatoes came. But Pringles is a layed back company so they were like, "Fuck it, cut em up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 omigosh! because the container is like... i get it! weak nigga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Denis Leary had one good run... and it was basically No Cure For Cancer. Aside from that album I just don't find dude that funny. Not to mention a lot of his material seems like a watered-down Bill Hicks routine. And Mar, are you kidding? Carlin has endless amounts of wordplay in his shit. It's not as annoying or corney as when Dennis Milller does it... but he definitely fucks with language until it's funny on a regular basis. Carlin has gotten shittier, though. Ah well. He's been at it forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 And Mar, are you kidding? Carlin has endless amounts of wordplay in his shit. It's not as annoying or corney as when Dennis Milller does it... but he definitely fucks with language until it's funny on a regular basis. he does but the angry old man attitude and the non-stop cursing just ruins it. i found the guy i was looking for by searching on google for "comedian beard piano" Zach Galifianakis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 yeah, dude. zach galifianakis is a seriously funny motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roids Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 Zach Galifinakis is fucking funny, but he only has one stand up and i suscribe to his newsletter and never comes to the west coast. Has anyone seen dane cook live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s127 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 dave chapelle is better :D his hood and ghetto jokes are number 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 ^is that serious. dennis leary bites bill hicks for sure. hedburg is a genius. dane cook is marginally funny. carlin used to be funny, but now hes just "right." he has opinions that he says on stage and alot of times i agree, but rarely do i laugh. eddie murphy also used to be funny. i tell you who isnt funny. robin fucking williams. die please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 robbin williams can actually funny when he's not making weird animal noises. you know he uses to be a coke fiend? explains alot right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 robin williams is funny when you ignore the fact that he launches into one of three ethnic/weird voices even when its totally irrelevant to the joke. which i cant ignore. either your joke is funny or it isnt, tweaking your voice 3 octaves higher or talking like a redneck or a pakistani is not improving the humor. truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihavethebubonicplague Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Dane Cook is a wack ass clown. He's from my town too. Hedburg is my favorite. "Can't they just have a sign on broken elevators that say, 'temporarily stairs'?" RIP MITCH HEDBURG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 escalators. The joke is "Sorry. Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the conveinience." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Dane Cook is a fratboy, fratboys are only funny to other fratboys and girls who have been drugged with roofies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 are you kidding? i'd like to punch this guy out. Yeah I'd smoke him out with some of the sticky, you know that guy would keep you laughing for the session.. Mike McShane (therapist from officespace) is one of the funniest people I ever met in my life, he blazes too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdork Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I thought this guy was funny, then i rented his hbo stand-up and it was garbage! Total frat boy, unintelligent mindlessness. t seemed like the whole crowd was full ogf 21 year old college girls and retarded guys that try and fight you for catching a tag outside a bar or something. He had one paticular joke, that was shitting on atheist's , said something like "this guy thinks he's going to die and come back as a tree, would'nt it be funny if he came back as a tree and they chopped him down and he ended up a bible" and the whole crowd erupted! I turned it off, right then... Junk! Ill stick to the man David Cross, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Redd Fox, Chris Rock etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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