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roids

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  1. False, I own one, a chihuahua, his name is eddie. The person below me has gotten laid within the past 48 hours
  2. False, too messy chocolate is too sticky - the person below me has had his girlfriend stick her finger in his butt at some point in his life.
  3. i heard a story from a few years back, an aircraft carrior came into port, and no one in my town could use their cell phones, after like 5 hours a pilot realized he hit the radar jamming button on a plane, the entire city was blacked out from cell phone use for a while, pretty funny, i think this technology has been around for a while. not sure if its available to the public though.
  4. Dr Cox is the best character ever
  5. ive never been to a wrestlmania but i hear attending them is 10000000 times better than watching it on TV, which doesnt amoutn to much but i hear they are pretty entertaining.
  6. Ya that cop will be put in protective custody 24 hours a day lock down he wont get banged in prison. plus look at the size of the dude he is a fucking gorilla
  7. Funny shit transparent got owned after talking all that head
  8. Yogurt is great, so is granola, tuna, protein shakes, salads w/ non fat dressing, lots of veggies, i eat chicken like 3 times a day, cereal is great too, you are onlyn supposed to eat red meats every 10 days or so because of their higher fat content, stick to fish and chicken. also, dont eat the yolkes of teh eggs, they are straight cholestoral, try removing the yolks, if you need some yolk, use 1 yolk every 3-4 egg whites, which are straight protein.
  9. I have never experienced this problem because I have never and will never work for a woman.
  10. I mentioned chew because over my spring break last week a buddy and myself spend like 50 bucks and got 20 tins of chew, we were ina small town fishing and there was an indian rez so chew was like 2.75 per tin no matter what you wanted to chew, even thouhg cope and skoal run 8 bucks or more in my town.
  11. Anyone like chewing tobacco, I personally have never smoked a cigarrette, but I have been known to throw a nice chew in from time to time, especially when im drunk. personal favorite cope black, burbon flavored
  12. its obviously a foot, or a black mans cock
  13. This topic always fascinates me, I always thought that it wouldnt matter how you died, as long as you died in the end, because why would it matter if you are dead, you cant remember it and arent going to have anything to base your pain off of. it would be way worse if any one of these things mentioned happened and you lived to remember the pain and talk about it.
  14. Anyways, back to sleeping naked; that shit is awesome
  15. here is a good read on them, if you think they are a joke you are wrong, read the part about how they make up .1 percent of the prison population but account for 20% of the murders in prison. http://www.centredaily.com/128/story/28036.html
  16. I remember that shot pretty fucking crazy
  17. Its more commonly referred to as the "50 yard fake out"
  18. There is no such thing as half cut, and if there was, you definitely have gotten the WORST of both worlds.
  19. man, I fucking love tits. Tits over ass any day.
  20. tell that bitch to nair her arm pits while she is at it,
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