Tyler Durden Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 How does this pile of horseshit end? I went last night, and after wasting 1.5 hours of my life watching this travesty, the theatres power shut down just as they were about to climb up and out of the propeller shaft. I mean, the movie sucked. I just feel like it was quite the slap in the face that after wasting all that time, I dont even know what the fucking hell happened to these fuckwads. BTW: Richard Dreyfus stomping the Latino guys face in the elevator shaft and then being somewhat responsible for the Latino girl dying has led me to pen a letter to Mr. Dreyfus inquiring as to why he hates the Latino people and their proud hertiage so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 No, I would go get my money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 why is jadakiss as hard as it gets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Looks like garbage. Rent the original. Did the theater give your money back at least? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Well, I did get 2 tickets to whatever movie I want. But I still feel cheated that I wasted so much time on Poseidon. I just need closure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Well, I did get 2 tickets to whatever movie I want. But I still feel cheated that I wasted so much time on Poseidon. I just need closure. Burn the theater down, closure enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 NO! NO! NEVER RENT THE ORIGINAL! I saw it, short on story, constant on action, I give it a 6. Where exactly did you get to? Did Dreyfus open the hatch yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 that movie looks gayer than 8 guys fucking 9 guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 so you think about 8 guys fucking 9 guys? fag. queer. homoooooooooooooooooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Where exactly did you get to? Did Dreyfus open the hatch yet? Yes. Russel is dead. They just threw the gas tank in and blew up the propellers. I can only assume that they all make it out alive, but I'm praying for something brutal and ironic to kill them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 i would rather peel my toenails off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Zero interest in watching this. And I watch almost every fucking movie that comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 By the way, spoilers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 It's an awful movie, the spoilers are only educating people on why they should avoid this movie like the plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Yeah, I'm not sweating it. I'm actually relieved to hear that Kurt Russel dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I haven't been to the theatre since the chronicles of narnia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Well, I mean.... I'm assuming he did. Though, I wouldnt be at all surprised if he SOMEHOW showed up at the end, alive, despite having clearly drowned in the control room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Well, shit, now I need closure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ok, dig it, I don't know the young navy guys name, so, Hero throws the tank and it gets jammed crosswise on the hatch, something somethig, Hero gets slips into the hatch also all crosswise, finally the tank is freed, falls into the prop and big explosion, fire but all are saved. They climb out and they stand in the prop tube and look down, then... (did you guess another explosion way down under the ship? if so, You were correct!)... the ship starts it's final decent so they have to jump and our merry band swims towards an inflated life raft, as the ship fills, causing even more explosions the the whole thing tips up and rolls sending another huge wave towards our friends, now mostly in the raft Dreyfus is in trouble, will he get inside in time? Yes... everyone rides out the waves and appear about 10 feet away from the the very tip as it slips silently beneath the sea... close-up pan across everyone, so relieved and Hero fires a flare, red flare dissolves to blue/white spotlight, wide angle god's eye view of helicopters circling and locating the final 6, fade to black (or fade to credits, I forget, for me it was fade to exit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 what is this ship filled with C4 or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 oh, I'm probably a lot nicer in my criticism because I saw it as a matinee, fumed out and $5.50 always makes me more optimistic, plus an almost entirely deserted theater with stadium seating and a bad ass sound system insures a happier experince too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 what is this ship filled with C4 or what it blows up at least once every 5 minutes, OR there are 5 minutes of straight explosions w/ the heros. Most of the explosions also seemed to come from the bridge and be colored green... fortunately there was still power enough for the monitor lights on the ballast tanks to steadily light one by one as they filled sequentially... *Hey, so now I must know... that dude Valentine the face kicked... he was stowaway's boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Zero interest in watching this. And I watch almost every fucking movie that comes out. co-signed sir it's been a long long time since I saw a preview for an upcoming movie i was excited about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ok' date=' dig it, I don't know the young navy guys name, so, Hero throws the tank and it gets jammed crosswise on the hatch, something somethig, Hero gets slips into the hatch also all crosswise, finally the tank is freed, falls into the prop and big explosion, fire but all are saved. They climb out and they stand in the prop tube and look down, then... (did you guess another explosion way down under the ship? if so, You were correct!)... the ship starts it's final decent so they have to jump and our merry band swims towards an inflated life raft, as the ship fills, causing even more explosions the the whole thing tips up and rolls sending another huge wave towards our friends, now mostly in the raft Dreyfus is in trouble, will he get inside in time? Yes... everyone rides out the waves and appear about 10 feet away from the the very tip as it slips silently beneath the sea... close-up pan across everyone, so relieved and Hero fires a flare, red flare dissolves to blue/white spotlight, wide angle god's eye view of helicopters circling and locating the final 6, fade to black (or fade to credits, I forget, for me it was fade to exit)[/quote'] awesome, now I don't have to watch it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 *Hey, so now I must know... that dude Valentine the face kicked... he was stowaway's boy? Stowaways boy was in the kitchen during the wave hitting. I believe you actually see him get crushed by a bunch of carts of.... stuff. Then I think the flashfire also shoots through the kitchen. The elevator face kicking scene was fun though. That and the fact that Dreyfus was somehow smashed in the face with a huge iron door and lived with no major injuries, while stowaway girl taps her head the corner of a table and starts gushing blood and drowns very shortly after. Speaking of Dreyfus, I also laughed when he threw his phone in the water. Stop being such a melodramatic pansy you bitch. And do they address what it was that made Dreyfus re-neg on his decision to throw himself overboard as soon as he saw the wave approaching? If anything that shouldve made the moment even better for a suicide. Still..... what a SHITTY movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 gayer than 6 guys fucking 3 guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Oh. FUCK. I forgot the only thing about this movie that really made it worth watching: The bitch from Black Eyed Peas is in it, as herself, and fucking DIES. That made me so fucking happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ^^now thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 no.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Shit, now I'm going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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