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holy shit that androgynous blob did not just get fake cuts tattoed onto its face. thats got to be the stupidest idea ive ever heard for so many different reasons

1. its a tattoo on a face

2. he will permanently look like the guy who always seems to get his ass beat

3. people will think the dude is AIDS because he can never heal

4. halloween make up gets old after the first five minutes

5. if looking like you've gotten your ass beat isnt bad enough, you can top it off with some infected looking oral herpes

6. he already looks like enough of a dipshit

 

the term 'scarred for life' is used to express tragedies like this one

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Nov 26 2005, 10:16 PM

there was this streetkid chick with a face tattoo.

She was always looking high and begging for change.

It was imposible to not see the tattoo. I just jumped out at you.

 

Then she just went away.

 

Well I see her 4 years later

She's riding a bike with a kid seat on the back.

She's got a baby girl and looks like she got a job

and started living a normal life. it's funny though....

you barley notice the tattoo unless you're looking at it.

 

.....poetry ?

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GETTING YOUR FACE TATTED IS BASICALLY CUTTING OFF 90% OF YOUR CHANCES TO GET PUSSY FROM REGULAR BITCHES. THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU CAN FUCK AFTER GETTING TATS ON YOUR FACE ARE BITCHES LIKE THIS

 

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SAY GOODBYE TO THIS BITCH,

 

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CUZ THE ONLY WAY YOUD EVER GET CLOSE TO SMELLIN HER PUSSY IS IF YOU BREAK INTO HER HOUSE WHILE SHE AT WORK AND GO THROUGH HER HAMPER.

 

 

 

MEROOOOO

YALL NIGGAS

IS EMOOOTIONAL

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ALSO I'D LIKE TO SAY, FACE TATTOOS, EAR STRETCHING THINGIES, PUTTING PLASTIC BALLS UNDER YOUR EYEBROW, CUTTING YOUR TONGUE IN HALF, HAVING A PIERCING ON EVERY FLAP OF SKIN ON YOUR GRILL, ETCETERA IS FUCKING CORNY AND NIGGAS AINT CHANGIN MY MIND. NIGGAS BE LOOKIN LIKE ASSHOLES. GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE B, NIGGA SITTIN ON LINE AT BURGER KING WITH SILVERWARE COMIN OUT HIS NASAL. FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA NOW I DONT WANNA EVEN EAT NO MORE JUST THINKIN ABOUT WHAT THAT SHIT SMELL LIKE WHEN IT GET SWEATY AND YOU SLEEP ON IT. DIRTBOMB NIGGA.

 

 

 

 

MEROOOOOOOO

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Nov 27 2005, 06:24 PM

ALSO I'D LIKE TO SAY, FACE TATTOOS, EAR STRETCHING THINGIES, PUTTING PLASTIC BALLS UNDER YOUR EYEBROW, CUTTING YOUR TONGUE IN HALF, HAVING A PIERCING ON EVERY FLAP OF SKIN ON YOUR GRILL, ETCETERA IS FUCKING CORNY AND NIGGAS AINT CHANGIN MY MIND. NIGGAS BE LOOKIN LIKE ASSHOLES. GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE B, NIGGA SITTIN ON LINE AT BURGER KING WITH SILVERWARE COMIN OUT HIS NASAL. FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA NOW I DONT WANNA EVEN EAT NO MORE JUST THINKIN ABOUT WHAT THAT SHIT SMELL LIKE WHEN IT GET SWEATY AND YOU SLEEP ON IT. DIRTBOMB NIGGA.

 

 

 

 

MEROOOOOOOO

 

...amen.

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