the_gooch Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 [/i] Originally posted by Tyler Durden+Aug 6 2005, 10:16 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tyler Durden - Aug 6 2005, 10:16 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ElectricitySucks@Aug 6 2005, 09:11 PM not one person i know enjoys their visit when they go there. its a fucking maze then you get lost then you have to go downstairs and wait and its all doofy. Quoted post Motherfucker I enjoy my visits to Ikea Hicksville. Quoted post [/b] indeed you do *Above, Tyler is pictured rubbing an ikea store manager. He figured he would get a price break on his "Malm" panty holder. He didn't get the break he hoped for, but he enjoyed giving the rub down never the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 ^^bam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Originally posted by IntangibleFame@Aug 7 2005, 09:16 PM I dont even know what an IKEA is...must be a east coast thing. Quoted post East all the way to sweden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids is a myth Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 i went shopping at an ikea with an ex girlfriend, bought a computer desk hella cheap in the clearance spot. i needed her to help me carry the thing and put it in the back of my car, her ass ended up dropping it right quick and broke the corner off 30 feet outside the door. all in all, fuck women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 sounds like you're just to weak to carry it yourself or dumb enough to not use a fuckin carrier until the garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids is a myth Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 after further examination, i've come to the conclusion i'm gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 we just got an ikea down here, man, people go nuts for this place. My boy went it, he they shuffle you around like cattle upstairs, you have to fallow the little arrows and all the garbage. People go to those bins that have like 1.98 napkins and go wild there to. "Oh 1.99 napkins, ikea, BABY! Come here, 1.99 for napkins, you have to come here" and then they buy some "oh shit, 5.99 umbrellas, from IKEA! damn" then they get some of those then you go to get cinnabunz and this black trashy trash lady cuts in front of you, cinnabun in hand and is like "a fly jus landed on here, i want another one" and the dumb broad gives her another one.....black people piss me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity+Aug 7 2005, 12:20 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Vanity - Aug 7 2005, 12:20 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>so is hicksville the actual name? Quoted post [/b] Originally posted by Vanity@Aug 7 2005, 12:20 AM so is hicksville the actual name? Quoted post Originally posted by Vanity@Aug 7 2005, 12:20 AM so is hicksville the actual name? Quoted post Originally posted by Vanity@Aug 7 2005, 12:20 AM so is hicksville the actual name? Quoted post <!--QuoteBegin-Vanity@Aug 7 2005, 12:20 AM so is hicksville the actual name? Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 They've got $1 breakfasts at the Ikea around my ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swizel Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Long Island Ikea. Is that a new drink you make yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useurname Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I thought this shit was just a magazine....for cool people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 so its like Value Village... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 i had a rack of ribs at the ikea philly. you can find little frogs and lizards by the plant section of ikea too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 wait, so IKEA shit is cheap? or is it expensive? I thought it was over-priced and cheaply manufactured shit for hip bitches .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 it's pretty cheap.. and cheaply manufactured.. but, the cinnamon buns and the frozen swedish meatballs with the sauce are worth it. also, the ikea episode of the simpsons was on last night. i can't find the allen wrench, so here's kang and kodos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Originally posted by Glik0@Aug 6 2005, 10:29 PM dude, seriously. Fuck all of everything in Long Island. Quoted post Except Long Island ice teas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 they found me in a meteorite.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Hicksville Ikea is cool, but fuck a Red Hook Ikea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.