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IKEA in hicksville long island

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is like the fucking united nations or ellis island or some shit. i swear to god the single most annoying place in the world. there shuld also be a ban on having children. fucking christ.

 

 

i did copa nice compter desk and some other much needed shit. organize in 05

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks@Aug 6 2005, 09:11 PM

not one person i know enjoys their visit when they go there. its a fucking maze then you get lost then you have to go downstairs and wait and its all doofy.

 

 

 

Motherfucker I enjoy my visits to Ikea Hicksville. Children are definetly on some annoying shit however. Going there on a Saturday or Sunday is SUICIDIE.

 

I've copped so much ill shit on the open box sale steez. MALM WARDROBES WHAT.

 

Fuck a Paramus Ikea. For real.

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks@Aug 7 2005, 02:11 AM

not one person i know enjoys their visit when they go there. its a fucking maze then you get lost then you have to go downstairs and wait and its all doofy.

 

 

haha so true. i even thought to myself, "what if a fire broke out? we'll all fuckin die." and then i immediately look for the closest exit

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Originally posted by sarcasm@Aug 7 2005, 02:18 AM

i love ikea, and their cheap ass hot dogs

 

OH man, we even have sleazy ikea hot dogs in Australia

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Originally posted by Glik0@Aug 6 2005, 09:29 PM

dude, seriously. Fuck all of everything in Long Island.

 

 

THank you, other then a couple oz's i met there that place sucks dick, fucking movie theaters on every corner, it's flat as fuck, hicksville fucking blows. i hate that place, jesus christ it should just fall into the ocean. after queens of coarse.

 

If anybody goes to oyster bay, if you sit at the end of the 2nd to last dock then your sitting in my sex juice. thank you.

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Guest HESHIANDET

th emeatball plate in the restaurant is a must though. i get it everytime

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so is hicksville the actual name?

 

and i'd like to thank long island for de la soul and the jvc force

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hell, you can buy beer and pasta at the ikeas in canada.

 

the damaged section is the real jumpoff. i got a $600 pink sofa there for less then half price and there was absolutely nothing wrong with it.

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i love thier cinnabunz, but i some times wonder...is thier food made outta cardboard? because thats what the food court smells like.

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Originally posted by effyoo@Aug 7 2005, 06:19 AM

hell, you can buy beer and pasta at the ikeas in canada.

 

the damaged section is the real jumpoff. i got a $600 pink sofa there for less then half price and there was absolutely nothing wrong with it.

 

 

:yuck:

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube+Aug 7 2005, 05:23 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (26SidedCube - Aug 7 2005, 05:23 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fatalist@Aug 6 2005, 08:11 PM

we have a texas size ikea.

 

I'd much rather an Ikea sized Texas.

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Snap!

 

hell yah

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Originally posted by Glik0@Aug 7 2005, 02:29 AM

dude, seriously. Fuck all of everything in Long Island.

 

 

aside from long island having the highest AIDS rate in the country, (seriously, california is #2) the women here are always up to no good. no problems.

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I have a friend who worked at IKEA

 

he told me some guy got drunk in the cafeteria.

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there were only two redeeming things about hicksville long island (im from lynbrook originally)

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1. long island reptile museum.

 

 

2. utopia

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although the first has closed, it was pretty sweet.

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The only god damn time Im ever in Long Island is to lay on the beach in Amaganset.

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