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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

..and its a problem that is really pissing me off.

 

You just like the chase. It's natural. When the right girl shows up that shit will stop. Watch, it'll happen and you'll be all, "damn, dat bloodklot homie waz right yo! I should mail that fool some beer."

 

you'll see.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Dudes that want to give girls protein hockey masks aren't in it for the long run.

 

Dudes usually want to respect the girl they want to marry.

And don't like knowing that she is dirty like that.

 

Because if she lets you do it, odds are, she has let dozens of others do just the same.

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this is true but the sex was sooo freakin good...I was like I gotta put this bitch down to wifey status because I want this type of sex forever or purify and sell it for a dollar twenty five...

 

Prolly don't want to marry the person just because of sex then again. Damn my morals are fucked...

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Some of you might have heard about my dream involving Britney Spears, Corvettes, looting, and rabbit urine.

 

In the same dream, Britney's mother accused me of stealing her Discordance Axis record.

And I was all like,

"WTF DOODZ?? I can't believe Britney Spears mom listens to the same music as I do."

 

That was right before her dad made me let the bunny drench me with a fountain of lucky rabbit urine.

 

 

I had a dream this morning about making out hot and heavy with a teenager.

While my dude sat next to us.

Then I snorted some Adderall.

I woke up feeling guilty.

And slightly aroused.

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