Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Listening to tigerstyle punjab type reggaeton Drinking Wishing i had my fucking pentax back already I plan on blowing my midterm tomorrow oh well there goes a few hundred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHagoGo Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i cant stand berkeley bums. im a somewhat dark skinndedndend latino man. and dis crusty hairy dusty greasy abraham lincoln hat wearing mofo who is hiding behind a paper rack playing a bagpipe or sum crazy shit yells at me saying YOU!!!! YOUR A DISGRACE TO ALL JEWS! GET OUT OF MY SITE ARGGGGGGGGG making my hate for berkeley bums that much bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ^reminds me... i was on a bombing mission with a homie in downtown....walked passed a bum who mumbled something and said "fucking jews"....i think the bum was talking to me....so i went up like i was gonna hit him....he was scared for his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread bums are cool, you fucking jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I need to stop using 12oz before bed I had a dream fatalz and somebody else on the board was in it. I was in the backseat of a car talking to somebody either it was ballbags or brock i dunno I was talking about smashing some chick we saw at the place we just left. Then fatals in the front seat turns and goes ghetto as fuck (even though I hve no idea what she sounds like) "Nuh uh, nigga I gotta a man" and I replied with "Yo turn around aint nobody talkin boutchu" then the dream ended... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread get off teh internets and do some work... ^^ i'm hungry but there really is no point in getting something to eat right now... oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Im fucking tired...and i miss my boo. life could be better right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread sorry. i hate wednesdays man. they are bound to suck. i just cut all my hair off(which was only about two or three inches long anyway) im about to go see this girl who lives down the hall from me. shes like that girl in a wheelchair on freddy got fingered. all she wants to do is suck ta cack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread dude its wed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread haha, damn it. ill fix that. im tellin you it really sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i got class in another hour, and i dont feel like leaving my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i wish i could go back to school. i would put an effort forth this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Yo fuck working and making someone else money...this shit sucks I think I am gonna stop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread good idea. id like to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread so I super hauled ass to get to this class today, since i havent come for like three days,,and the teacher isnt even here. UGHHHH. AND starbucks gave me the wrong fucking pastry!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread im torn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread here. have a pastry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread better be the right one, dammit!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread tell me about it. Lucky for them the pastry was quite delicious.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread bums are cool, you fucking jew. I like to beat up hobos. Whenever I think life is so bad and boring and monotonous and hate everything, I find a hobo and pee on him. Or punch him in the face. Brawl under the bridge. It recharges my positivity. And makes me happy about life again. Once I beat up a hobo with his own guitar. I was drinking a half gallon of cheap vodka with some younger hobos. He tried to hang out with us. And got on my nerves. I warned him a few times. Then took his guitar and smashed it over his head. He left looking sad. And a little bloody. We all had a laugh. Another hobo I beat up tried to excape. By running into traffic. Across the street into a sandwich shop. They kicked him out. I beat him more. Real bad. The cops show up. The same cops who had only a half hour before came up on us dranking in an alley. I smooth talk in a southern way. Cops fall for my manners. They let me go. They arrest bloody hobo. For being drunk. And laying hands on a lady. I contine on my way. With a smile on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread The guys at work are listening to the Uconn game on the radio and they keep playing Nas during the intros and outros to the shows its great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread blood thats kinda grimey...for serious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I gave blood today and got four free tickets to the IMPROV at the Hard Rock Casino.... Score Sneak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread blood thats kinda grimey...for serious... What the shit? If you can't beat up the homeless, then who can you beat up? I used to be a hobo. So I know how worthless they are to society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread oh well you know better than I do so its justified...I just punch women in bed so its called an act of passion. I am like baby I just got into it I cuoldnt spank you anyharder so in my mind the next step is elbow to the mandible...my bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread This one hobo girl I was sparring with put me in an arm bar and hurt me pretty badly. My elbow was swoll for weeks. Hobos are shifty. I still have "friends" that are hobos. The Beard qualifies as one. I only hug him. And beg him to let me touch his beard. I kicked him in the face once, but it wasn't out of rage. The rest of my hobo pals don't get to know where I live. They will want to stop by. And stank my couch up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...I've lost respect for bloodfart and i no longer have a crush on her...bet she would haved loved my beard and it's softness... I work with the homeless and addicted...that was not cool at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread seriously....some bums are cool....some are assholes... ive had cool conversations with bums....for example i was talking to this bum who got busted by some bulls for trying to hop a freight to reno....his name was "Larry King"....that was his real name....and me and the guy joked for a good half an hour or so.... other times....ive been bombing only to have bums wake up and yell "yeah oh!..i love graffiti!!...paint my name too!!".....they yelled loud enough to wake up everyone in that neighborhood.... then there are the worst bums....the ones who ask for $5 and talk shit if you dont give it to them.....like this one bum who hit me up for $5... back in the day they would ask for some change...then it became a quarter...then 50cents....now they ask for $2 or $5....what the fuck?!?!....whats next?...."excuse me....do you have a blank check?"....fuck bum inflation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i just made THE MOST badass stack of swedish pancakes. :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ....fuck bum inflation! Yeah what the fuck is up with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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