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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

So I wanna buy my girl the magenta razr phone and I found one on craigslist for $100. Contacted the girl thru myspace and she said shed be near my area saturday nite.



 

Gave her my number, said cool call me and well see wsup. She never called, left a message or not even a fucking text message.

 

Im an impatient dude and I told my chick I would surpise and I still havent pulled thru. I look like an ass now.

 

Sent another message, she obviously ignored it and now Im pissed.

 

Dont wanna send another message because Im afraid to come off as a lil pushy.

 

fucking wombat hell

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

I just want to say that Seal "kiss from a rose" is on the radio and I am singing the fuck out of it in my office....

 

 

Second last night I managed to rip one whole side of a pair of boxers off of the waist band...Dont know how it happened I just remember waking up at 3am moving a little and hearing RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPP!!! and there they went... I slept like that the rest of the night and woke up they are now only 1/2 a pair...they are A boxer...

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