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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

See that's what I thought too. But dude is like arguing with me and wanting me to post my shit up. Just wanted to make sure I didn't have some overly confident view of my shit.

 

So I figured I'd ask someone whose opinion actually mattered to me.

 

Then seven said I was. So I figured I'd ask you too!

 

Haha. Wanna come over?

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no no no

What am I still doing up.

 

I've got to get up early

might as well skip sleeping

I'd like dunkin donuts in the morn...well next few hours

munchkins preferably

 

Funny i'm more rambly when sleep deprived than drunk.

Maybe because slurred words are embarrassing

 

Why does this thread move so fast?

This is not Aim

 

 

& shoutouts to all the bloggers that post up all those year end mpfrees

 

nerd/out

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

See that's what I thought too. But dude is like arguing with me and wanting me to post my shit up. Just wanted to make sure I didn't have some overly confident view of my shit.

 

So I figured I'd ask someone whose opinion actually mattered to me.

 

Then seven said I was. So I figured I'd ask you too!

 

Haha. Wanna come over?

 

 

Word, gotta represent it. My net crashed again last night... But whats good for tonight? Beers?

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Yo I just got the dumbest phone call...

 

Background: This jam band I am in will not let me book anything even though I been in the business for 4 years booking bands and shit.l...

 

I get a call.

 

Kid: Hey I just got a call this Federal Cafe wants us for New Years Eve (shitty tiny ass bar)

Me: How much?

Kid: I dont know.

Me: You hung up the phone without discussing price?

Kid: Yea I want to see if everyone is free.

Me: Dont call me unless you get more than $600

Kid: Is money always going to come into play when it comes to wether or not your gonna play?

Me: Uh yea this is my job remember? I am not gonna pay money or waste my time when I could be profiting off of my favorite activity. You don't know how to do business with bars and you dont want my help. So don't call me unless I am making money.

Kid: You cant just play for the love of playing music?

Me: This is my job don't call me until you have something worth my time <:click:>

 

Fucking hippy ass we don't need your help even though you know bar owners and booking agents and have been doing what we want to do for the last 4 years we will do it ourselves motherfuckers do everything the hard way...

 

I am done with that shit. Once again it is proven that hippies are fucking retarded...

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Lost in beerville.

 

 

next stop, butthole beach

 

I was walkin' down around Venice way

Los Angeles

Oh big California

A man came up to me

About 40, gay

I say

"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"

BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.

I was ridin' wave

around Malibu beach

A guy came up to me

He was lookin' like a leech

He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"

I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..

I don't know what I'm goin' to do"

BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.

 

I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood

A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...

I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should

She left me there where I stood

BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.

 

HEY BUTT

WHAT THE FUCK

WE ALL LIKE YOU

'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT

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Hey man I'm just hanging out...

 

Baker don't worry about it. He's just butthurt, he's a big boy he'll get over it.

 

Zero: You should know about the Butthole Surfers, here's why..

 

"Hey daddy look I'm a Butthole Surfer"

"And look Rod's stupid and I'm with him... And now Mommy's stupid"

"Looking good Rod, lookin good Todd."

 

Get on that shit.

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