isor357 Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 your at a bar and you see 3 girls sitting at a table. 2 are hot and one is fat. Attractive women have built in defense mechanisms. They get it every time they go out. If you sit down and try to holla at them right from the jump more often than not you will be dismissed. Everytime you try such a manuever you are potentially walking into a trap. The fat friend on the other hand is way more open and willing to talk to you. Pay most of your attention to the fat chick. When one of her friends talks to you....be polite and respond but maintain your attention with the fat one. Be charming witty and funny. Sooner than later her friends will start wondering why you arent trying to hollar at them instead. This is where you switch dirrections. This little trick has worked every time ive tried it (3 times) You get the opportunity to spit your game and you make them curious. I learned it from a friend and he said its never failed for him either. In the worst case scenario you bag yourself a fatty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 sooooooooooooo thats how its done... :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 it's a real good idea. the "pretty" girls get all worried about why you aren't talking to them and in turn they try and get at you. the way i like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 This seems dangerous. Especially that worst case scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 what homie failed to mention is you have to be a pretty attractive guy for this to work properly. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 ^works for me and I'm an ugly dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 no f'in way. Fat friends ALWAYS hate on your game. The classic scenario in which they know they aren't going to get much in the way of attention or loving and thus will resort to a variety of dirty tricks to ensure everyone else stays as single and miserable as them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Lens does make a valid point. if Lens were trying to do this, he would have a gang of black dudes cheering him on! :lol: wonk saggin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 5, 2005 Author Share Posted February 5, 2005 Personally i never settle with the fat one. I will however take her number. She may have more hot friends for me to hit on. This little recepie just gets your foot in the door. It gives you the opportunity that you may not have otherwise had to say what you have to say. You sit down and you dont try to hollar at the hot ones. Let them have their own conversations. Add your 2 cents here and there. They shouldnt be bitches because you are being nice to their ugly friend. They know better. Let them open up to you. As long as they dont feel that you are on the offensive they wont be blocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 5, 2005 Author Share Posted February 5, 2005 if the fat one is a bitch YOU ABORT. usually they are super nice.... they have to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(asshole) Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Originally posted by LENS@Feb 5 2005, 01:59 PM no f'in way. Fat friends ALWAYS hate on your game. The classic scenario in which they know they aren't going to get much in the way of attention or loving and thus will resort to a variety of dirty tricks to ensure everyone else stays as single and miserable as them. Quoted post i hate fat hoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Then if you do get at the pretty one, they always say that they don't want to leave without their fat friend so it helps to have a drunk friend with low standards with you just in case. If it is a really good friend, you are obligated to take one for the team and vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoTeddyFinger! Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 theres too much anti-fat women in this thread. fucking whales, and your all faggots for being anti fat women. your worse than bin laden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 sometimes you just got to take on for the team and don the fatty.. :huh2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 holler @ gun point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 sometimes in life, you gotta slay the dragon to get to the princess. slay on gentlemen, slay on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 The word is "strategery." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Good plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRECKONIZE Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Feb 5 2005, 04:36 PM sometimes in life, you gotta slay the dragon to get to the princess. slay on gentlemen, slay on. Quoted post hahaha priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 I never use a "strategy". You people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FAT GIRL'S FEELINGS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 We're talking feelings now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 6, 2005 Author Share Posted February 6, 2005 It never hurts to have a plan. The "strategy" helps to bring you to a point where you can be yourself and make a good impression. It helps to dissolve preconcieved notions and brash assumptions. The more time you have to talk and how you use that time is going to determine how well it works. The fat friend is basically a diversion. She is going to be easier to talk to and less judgemental. She is a stepping stone to her friends. If you are smooth about it these friends will feel less threatened and consider you a nice guy. This doesnt work if the ladies in question like jerks. Some clearly do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 6, 2005 Author Share Posted February 6, 2005 i would like to hear how it worked if anybody tries this approach. There are plenty of ways to go about these pursuits. Some are real lame and some work. Im always willing to try something new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Wow. About an hour ago I learned my girlfriend is pregnant. Goodbye childhood, hello to the rest of my life. *edit - seriously.. Wow. I'm going to be a father.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 6, 2005 Author Share Posted February 6, 2005 About the fat girls feelings....There should be no reason why you hurt the fat girls feelings. You are being nice to her. Buy her a drink. Put her on to your drunk friend with low standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Originally posted by The Leader@Feb 6 2005, 12:05 AM Wow. About an hour ago I learned my girlfriend is pregnant. Goodbye childhood, hello to the rest of my life. *edit - seriously.. Wow. I'm going to be a father.. Quoted post wow. congrats. I hope your older than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 6, 2005 Author Share Posted February 6, 2005 thats scary shit. Before i sleep with a girl i make sure she is prochoice. I always protect myself for peace of mind. Even if im in a serious relationship. My boy paid for 3 abortions in 04' Im not trying to join that club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Originally posted by isor357@Feb 6 2005, 12:38 AM Before i sleep with a girl i make sure she is prochoice. I always protect myself for peace of mind. Quoted post how sweet of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 6, 2005 Author Share Posted February 6, 2005 im working on being more sensitive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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