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back from vacation. what did i miss?

 

im moving into my dorm on sunday. any advice? im going in with the prison mantality. im beating the shit out of my room mate on the first night just so he knows not to step to me. im also bringing a lady friend over which is going to be kind of wierd seeing as our first conversation after he regains consciosness will go something like this.

 

"hi im bob"

"hello im...."

"thats great, but i got a lady coming over. please escort yourself out for about an hour."

 

meh....any advice?

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Originally posted by BUCK FUSH

back from vacation. what did i miss?

 

im moving into my dorm on sunday. any advice? im going in with the prison mantality. im beating the shit out of my room mate on the first night just so he knows not to step to me. im also bringing a lady friend over which is going to be kind of wierd seeing as our first conversation after he regains consciosness will go something like this.

 

"hi im bob"

"hello im...."

"thats great, but i got a lady coming over. please escort yourself out for about an hour."

 

meh....any advice?

 

do that.

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just had lots of drunken sex with said girl (also see bunting/ex boyfriend wants to kill me story) thats helping me break in my dorm room. in addition i bought an economy pack of condoms from a sweet little old lady today. completely forgot about them when i went to the register. she was talking to me about college and how she wish she went to college until she saw 36 spermicidal lubricated trojans. she just said "back to school shopping" and became completely silent....meh... note to self: now down to 33.

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Originally posted by gatita

Hoes? tsk tsk. At least find a real lady... I mean, she can be a ho, but make sure shes lady like in her ho ways.

 

gatita /ladyhoextraordinaire oner

 

back from last knights outing.. hoked up with this lady which was all good went off with her for awhile (we got a bit drunk more her than me) and well you get the picture then back to the party where i got her to go off with one of my mates who had still not hooked up with a girl in that way before! then she went back to her boyfriend.. i started her off on her road to hoeness! her boyfriend came up to me and started givin me loads for fuckin his girl and i was like who you here with.. go on now get out, he backed down and left..without his girl!... no i got a hate mob of the fellas mates lookin for me..

 

 

one/wathcinghisbackfortheweekendoner!! (not really!)

 

 

on another note i got a frog in my backgarden!

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Originally posted by BUCK FUSH

just had lots of drunken sex with said girl (also see bunting/ex boyfriend wants to kill me story) thats helping me break in my dorm room. in addition i bought an economy pack of condoms from a sweet little old lady today. completely forgot about them when i went to the register. she was talking to me about college and how she wish she went to college until she saw 36 spermicidal lubricated trojans. she just said "back to school shopping" and became completely silent....meh... note to self: now down to 33.

 

It can suck sometimes to dissapoint friendly strangers.

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Originally posted by BUCK FUSH

just had lots of drunken sex with said girl (also see bunting/ex boyfriend wants to kill me story) thats helping me break in my dorm room. in addition i bought an economy pack of condoms from a sweet little old lady today. completely forgot about them when i went to the register. she was talking to me about college and how she wish she went to college until she saw 36 spermicidal lubricated trojans. she just said "back to school shopping" and became completely silent....meh... note to self: now down to 33.

shithead...i guess ill leave it

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Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE

N.F.L., Efilnikufesin

N.F.L.

N.F.L., Efilnikufesin

N.F.L.

Wake up dead, in a plywood bed six feet from the rest of your life

And when you couldn't see your own dependency

N.F.L., NICE FUCKIN' LIFE!

 

 

"it started back in high school, so cool king of the scene......"

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