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I just went outside to smoke a cigarette, came back in with a big wet mark on my jeans. I didn't piss myself, I promise. How did my crotch get wet? There is snow on the ground and I had been drinking, but I didn't fall over or even sit on anything wet. I'm gunna ask the GF to sniff it...

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first off then girl legit weighs like 40 pounds n i mean it isnt even a cute skinny its the anorexicly sickly skinny which is so unattractive n either shes addicted to a straightener or addicted to coloring her hair cuz its fuckin fried its called conditioner shes just one of those girls no matter how hard u try ur just never gonna look good n her sayin "im gonna punch her" is absolutly hilarious to me cuz i mean at least i think i could squish her with my pinky finger i mean it might take my index finger but im pretty sure i could do it w my pinky wat a dumb slut she needs to stop whoring herself out to everyones boyfriends

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watcha doin for thanksgiving yo?

5:10pmMOOGLE

 

dunno

5:10pmshelly

 

really?

5:10pmMOOGLE

 

i was gonna sit on my but and watch bad horror movies

5:11pm

i was goin to stop by randomly yesterday

5:12pmMOOGLE

 

hold on

5:12pmshelly

 

to?

5:13pmMOOGLE

 

 

 

your love

baby hold on

5:15pmMOOGLE

gah dammit

5:15pmshelly

huh

5:15pmMOOGLE

 

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i cant beat level 3 in jungle jewels

5:16pm[/url]shelly

 

ok ---------, my phones off right now, you can call tha landline tho

oh thats tha landline #

me either, it pisses me off, it goes too fast!

5:17pmMOOGLE

 

yea

i got 100 thousand and the computer reset

5:18pmshelly

 

WAT?

5:18pmMOOGLE

 

library computer shut down on me

i almost yelled "what the fuck man!!"

5:19pmshelly

 

lmao!

poor elis...

5:23pmMOOGLE

 

so wait what are you doing tomorrow

5:24pmshelly

 

umm cookin turkey, while mama go to work, n pops goes hunting

wat bout you?

5:25pmMOOGLE

 

fo real?

5:26pmshelly

 

uhoh this dude that thinks im beautiful is online now. he said he wouldnt stalk me...

5:26pmMOOGLE

 

that sounds like some oldschool on the prairie stuff

whats his facebook adress

5:26pmshelly

 

but if a dude tells you they wont stalk you that means they prolly will huh/

5:26pmMOOGLE

 

yea prolly

5:26pmshelly

 

ronald hays i think? why?

5:27pmMOOGLE

 

its better than him sitting outside with nightvision goggles wearin a diaper

5:27pmshelly

 

hes a funny guy, but geez

 

 

so are you really goin to sit on your butt n watch horror flicks?

5:28pmMOOGLE

 

dont know..i usually dont celebrate thanksgiving or christmas, too many crappy memories

5:29pmshelly

 

serious?

5:29pmMOOGLE

 

no not really its a perfect time to paint is all...... but if there is free food involved

...

5:30pmshelly

 

ima holla at tha parental units, we are doin thanksgiving on sun, but havin turkey tomorrow. was that your # you gave me?

tha funny guys talkin to me now

5:31pmMOOGLE

 

yea that my number

you should ask him if he wants to cyber

5:31pmshelly

 

are you at tha library?

5:31pmMOOGLE

 

for now

5:32pmshelly

 

eww your gross!

5:32pmMOOGLE

 

this cop keeps following me trying to catch me skating on the street

5:32pmshelly

 

lmao! thats crazy yo

when you get a phone gymshoe?

5:34pmMOOGLE

 

last week

i keep forgeting i have one

5:34pmshelly

 

oh! you would!

 

 

 

 

 

 

goin to play this for a min. oh i made some frybread for you

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