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How do I swear in French ?

 

merde - shit

va bouffer ta merde - eat shit

tu m'emmerdes - you're pissing me off

tu me fais chier - you are pissing me off

 

retourne enculer les mouches

- go fuck a cow.

 

enculé - fuck you

salope/conasse/poufiasse- bitch

 

 

ordure - bastard

 

 

va te faire voir, (common)

va aux diable,

fout le camp,

va te faire cuire un oeuf,

va chier,(common, stronger)

te faire voir chez lez Grecs! (old)

- go to hell!, Fuck off!

vas te faire foutre - go get fucked

vas te faire enculé - fuck you

fils de pute - son of a bitch

 

vas te branler - Fuck yourself!

 

une vieille bique, - an old bitch

 

un con, une conasse - a moron, an asshole

 

un trou du cul - an asshole (lit.)

le con, la chatte - cunt, pussy

 

baiser - to fuck

 

con comme une bite - (really stupid)

 

ce sont des conneries - that's a load of shit

léche moi et fait moi jouir

- lick me and make me cum

tête moi le dard, enculé! tête moi le noeud, pédé!

- suck my dick,

you fucked faggot!

 

un pédé, une tantouze - a faggot

 

mes couilles sur ton nez - my balls on your nose

putain, pute - whore

cul - ass

bite - cock

pauvre con - asshole (lit. poor cunt)

vas pisser dans

les fleurs - fuck off

c'est rien que

de la merde - its just a bunch of shit(lit)

it's a load of rubbish /

it's real trash

va chier - go shit

Chienne, salope, putain - bitch

fils de pute - son of a bitch

ta mère est une salope - your mother is a bitch

(it's not customary to involve parents in insults in French)

allez a enfer/va a enfer

- go to hell (old)

lèche mon cul - kiss (lit. lick) my ass

Va te branler - go play with yourself

Va te tripoter - go tinker with yourself

 

Ta gueule, toi! or

Ferme ta gueule!

Tu te ferme la gueule, oui ou non?Tu vas la fermer, oui? (more common)

- Shut your maw (mouth)

 

Va te faire enculer

- Go fuck yourself in the ass

(lit: go get fucked in the ass)

Tabernac!, Choleque de merde!

- Thanks, ya shitstained cumbuckets

 

bouffon - asshole, (lit.) buffoon, jester

 

nique ta mère - fuck your mom

 

Tête de noeud - dickhead

 

Pauv' conne - stupid bitch

 

Tapette, Pedale - You Faggot fuck

 

va t'faire mètt, connard - fuck you, asshole

 

va t'faire mètt, salope - fuck you, bitch

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