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i do...whos with me...life sucks because

 

1. work sucks

2. things never go your way

3. you cant be drunk 24/7

4. females are stupid bitches

5. guys are stupid assholes

 

 

any more to add?

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i wish i was a starving afghan who lives in a shithole somewhere...that way i can join the taliban, own an ak47, and kill myself in battle to end the pointless materialized responsibility full life that average americans lead

 

im high and rambling...make my day

No, life is good, its just things in your life that suck.

 

Maybe some social boundrys are holding you back?(cant be drunk 24/7)(cant beat up asshole dudes-cant smack da hoes)

 

Seriously, if i could be homeless, without the homeless part, i was love my life

Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

3. you cant be drunk 24/7

 

im doing my best to prove that one wrong. not that its a good thing.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

this thread gets the 5 smilies of approval.

 

i love reading about your shitty life man, makes me feel great.

 

you just made my night...

 

:king:

my life is the shit

 

1) go to school

2) got a beutiful girl

3) make mad money for being on the internet all night

4) got a car, thats starting to come along real nice

5) friends are the shit

6) sex is fucking great

7) stop being depressed complaining about all your "problems", shit is gay, if you got problems...face them....damn man for real

Can't say it sucks, but I'm in the military overseas. So can't say it's great either.

 

The good news is I finish my time in the military in 2 months. Yay.

*reality sets in*

 

my life sucks to. :bawling:

 

-im broke.

-got kicked outta college.

-moved back in with my parents (and im 22).

-jobless.

-i cant trick a girl into a having a relationship with me for shit.

-pussy is hit or miss, more miss than hit. :(

-only got 2 friends, one paint partner, and other a true friend.

-got more e-homies than real homies. :o

 

im just kidding, i love faking like im depressed and complaining about my problems, if everything was perfect, that would be no fun!

 

:lol:

 

/ :king:

Originally posted by Daze One Million

my life is the shit

 

1) go to school

2) got a beutiful girl

3) make mad money for being on the internet all night

4) got a car, thats starting to come along real nice

5) friends are the shit

6) sex is fucking great

7) stop being depressed complaining about all your "problems", shit is gay, if you got problems...face them....damn man for real

 

 

Shut the fuck up.

 

 

Like you haven't had down points.

Originally posted by DETO

at least you're not black....

 

that would'v been so much funnier if you said

 

at least you're not a nigger...

Originally posted by iquit

that would'v been so much funnier if you said

 

at least you're not a nigger...

 

i didn't wanna have another thread dedicated to how racist i am...</span>

I HAVE A LARGE PENIS. SO ACTUALLY MY LIFE IS GREAT. :king:

 

All you small-dick motherfuckers are probably severely depressed! HA! :D

yes. think do something about it. drink drink drink. ... meet your hell. welcome to hell im there fuck it. what the fuck are you doing right now. stop fucking thinking. whaat the fuck.

 

think about something else. surrond your supels f w/ people that actaully care about you and stop going to the ones you know only destroy you...

tease you should be happy your pee pee isnt growing fungus right????

 

i mean after the STD scare and all..RIGHT??

 

:lol:

Originally posted by iloveboxcars

Shut the fuck up.

 

 

Like you haven't had down points.

 

nah id be lying if i said i was never depresed, but you dont see me whining about it, im just saying, hey its cool your depressed, your life sucks, what ever, but who cares really about someone elses problems, suck it up like a man and deal with um, otherwise dont complain

i have an average sized penis. that's why i moved to china. now i run shit with my average sized white american pecker. i'm packin like a porn star for these chinese girls, and that makes life good.

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^ :lol:

 

Q:Why did so many Blacks die in the war?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A:Cause when the colonel yelled "Get down!" they all got up and started dancing. </span>

remember whe npeople died for no reason..or reasons most people dont believe in..ya what a great time.

 

 

 

 

remember whe neppoe lhae had chepa laughs wow. great fun.

YO DETO...

 

WHAT HAS 6 LEGS AND SAYS HO-DEE-DO, HO-DEE-DO, HO-DEE-DO???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: three black guys running for the elevator:lol:

How did the white woman from Alabama know when her daughter was on the rag?

 

Her son's dick tasted funny.

WHAT DO PINK FLOYD AND DALE EARNHART HAVE IN COMMON??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: THE LAST GREAT HIT WAS THE WALL...hahahahahahha

 

wow, so bad:o

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?

 

 

One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

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