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Originally posted by iquit

i have an average sized penis. that's why i moved to china. now i run shit with my average sized white american pecker. i'm packin like a porn star for these chinese girls, and that makes life good.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

i aint depressed im just restless bored lazy and sick of responsibilty

 

actally my life is pretty good

 

1. going to college and im not paying shit!

2. im sitting on two bank accounts in the grands, plus my pockets are almost always fat

3. my grandma might buy me a new ride

4. im not black, mexican, or chinese

5. im not as ugly as half you mother fuckers!

6. i like racists jokes

7. i have more friends than tease and i dont live on 12oz

 

bad shit

1. too many female friends but they all look at me as sweet mr nice guy not fuck buddy guy...im too nice WHAT THE FUCK

2. im not strong enough to hand ass beatings to any mother fucker

 

 

 

WHY ARENT THERE MEXICANS IN STAR TREK??

 

CUS THEY DONT WORK NOW AND THEY SURE WONT IN THE FUTURE

 

 

 

YOUR SO BLACK WHEN MAFUCKAS SAID "GO VOTE" YOU WENT AND VOTED FOR "DIRT OFF YA SHOULDER" ON DIRECT EFFECT

 

 

WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU SEE YOUR TV FLOATING AROUND AT NIGHT?

 

DROP IT NIGGER

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Originally posted by TheoHuxtable

You so black you got on American Idol and busted a freestyle.

 

What do you call a black woman that has 3 abortions?

 

A crimefighter.

 

:cry2: <==== im in tears over here...

 

fucking hilarious...

 

:lol:

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have u ever seen a black like "gangsta'' i listen ta only 50 cent type a kat at like a atmosphere, atoms family, el-p, scribble jam type of show or battle where the crowd is pretty much all white and the emcee's are white..

 

there's always this look of konfusion on there grills like..when did white boys start flowin, and what the fuk are they talkin bout.just a thought.

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