Guest HESHIANDET Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 so weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 weird fuckin timing, i spent my whole train ride thinking about the toilet, its good to be home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 i just FUCKED the toilet up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 all that booze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 oh man...dont get me started on this subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 no i ate an entire rotisserie chicken last night, and drank a bottle of wine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by HESHIANDET no i ate an entire rotisserie chicken last night, and drank a bottle of wine... http://web.mawebcenters.com/poopbgone/images/dog_fly.gif'> You were asking for a LARGE BM this morning..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Ok Check This Shit Out I fucking was on a car ride to the Big E with my girl her mom and her little sister and friend. everything seems fine until we get into massachusets when i smell something a little funky comming from the back seat. i look to the back row and my girl friend looks at me and asks if i did it. i say no so we go on being puzzled and we clear the smell with a good 2 min with the window open. So about fifteen min later my girl notices her sisters friend kinda moving around a little bit. The girl asks if we can go to a bathroom. we are now about 10 min away from the Big E so her my girls mom asks if she can hold it the girl agrees. we start to see some traffic and then we come to a complete stop. My girl annouces that " uh oh your getting goosebumps, thats the last step before..." so i am in the front and all of the sudden i get a wave of stank right in my face. i cough and try to open a window and my girls mom has the window locked so i keep to myself trying not to embarass my girls sisters friend i have tears running down my fance and i am gagging we open a window when the girl asks..... do you have any paper towels........................................ we book across the highway and high tailed it home with the all windows open except for the little girls. possibly one of the most disturbing yet hularious situations i have ever come a cross in my life. the girl had full all out diareah in the seat behind mine. thank god for windbreaker pants or it would have been all over the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 ^god that would have been hell on a hot day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 I'm holding one in right now. there's a client coming in for a few minutes and I'll hit up the 'private' washroom after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 ha ha ha,me too....my roomates gf is in the bathroom right now and i have a piping hot delivery of diarrhea ready to be launched into that toilet like a thanksgiving gravy boat dropped on a white carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by LENS piping hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 I've got a turtle head poking out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ1021.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 *believe* Originally posted by HESHIANDET i just FUCKED the toilet up I already had 3 'conferences' this morning. Must have been that late night Jack-in-the-Crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 im....holding...it....in ....right....noow.....oook its gone for now...man it always comes during class....did u know that u can get an infection from preventing the logs from leaving the lumber mill for too long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 ^^ it's called "piles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by LENS i have a piping hot delivery of diarrhea ready to be launched into that toilet like a thanksgiving gravy boat dropped on a white carpet. This was beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 i got worms from chewing my nails...:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 okay you'll know what holding poop in is when you just ate some salmon alfredo pasta thinggy then go to an OBEY lecture, then go to an arty party that was a 45 minute drive away. shit wasnt good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 I just release the beast. man that was good. like opening a can of stew and dumping it into the pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 ^^all of these metaphors people are using for taking a shit are hilarious.^^ *edit* ...or are they similies:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 :idea: Similie: I just released the beast, like opening a can of stew and dumping it into the pot. Metaphor: Releasing the beast is a can of stew being dumped in the pot. I think thats how it goes. I credit the above poetry to Kilo. Similie contains like or as (I think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 you are right ms.cinch -a similie compares the literal and the figurative by using 'like' or 'as'. -a metaphor creates a figurative comparison by replacing one item with the other. sim: My crap hit the bowl like a fresh can of beef stew hitting the pot meta: the stew fell out of my can into the toilet bowl.* where's poopman for this?] *that was actually 2 metaphors in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 http://www.chunky.com/images/products/items/prd_15.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- the stew fell out of my can into the toilet bowl. HOLY SHIT! Kilo, this is one of the funniest things I have seen on 12oz in a while. Not only is the shit referred to as stew but it fell out of her* can. *I say her because I imagine a somewhat old lady saying this. Haha, props Kilo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 spraypaint the bowl you doods ever eat 3 bowls of bran flakes before? gets the job done, about 6 times in a matter of 2 hours. I just thought the ceral tasted good, and I was pretty hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 i once heldmy shit in for 6hrs cause the toilets at my school have like a hybrid stds allover it and shit growing allover...ugggghhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by i11igul i got worms from chewing my nails...:o That's fuckin gross man....Everyone is grossing me out tonight...Nasty mofuckas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Everyone who has participated in this thread deserves a round of applause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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