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What's up kids. I was just wondering if you guys had any favorites? Thought this would be a funny ass thread cause I've seen alot of old 70's porn. I seen this one where the chick was a mermaid. And some people were looking for sort of like that movie Splash. This one guy's talking to his homie about this freak, and he's all drunk and comes out with some shit "Ay the bitch smelled like fish" It sound's funnier when you watch it. Another one had this guy that sorta looked like Burt Reynolds handling this chick doggystyle next to a table. He goes "Hey pass the beer" She grabs the beer off the table opens it for him and he just starts chugging all the time still boning. The 3rd one is this guy goes on vacation and tell's his friend he's coming home early and to tell his chick. His friend mean while is trying to fuck his chick. He uses the greates line in a Jersey accent "Hey why don't you come over here and sit on my cock?" Thats a classic. His homie comes home and sees his best friend taxing his old lady. And says " Great real nice my girlfriend and my roomate. Real nice" in some funny ass voice. 70's porn is funny as hell. Anyone heard any of the tracks from the album pornosonic. It has 70's era porn music with names like "Laying Pipe" and "Pizza Delivery".LMAO just thinking bout that shit.

 

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"The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."

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Debbie Does Dallas

Like A Virgin 1 & 2

The Good The Bad And The Horny

The Amatuers

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"i used to be big in the porno business, but now im more into prostitution and such. hmmmph"

 

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There's a movie called "The Luckiest Man in the World," where Jon Dough fucks 101 women in a row. This movie is fucking outstanding- and it makes more sense to me than the Houston 500.

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I wish there were more free porn sites.....best vid I've ever seen was one where this chick does her whole family...kinda sick but at the same time she was fucking hot....her and her sister....I think I'mma go watch that right now.....

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I got World's Luckiest Man too. I like it but all the good chicks have short scenes. At least in my opinion. Put it In Reverse is a good one this guy takes turns with like 8 chicks. Not as many as the 101. But there's a chick in here for everyones taste. Alex Dane pretty hot asian chick like the kind you's see at an Import Carshow, Obsession like the kinda spanish Hoodrat all your friend fucked, Nikki Seals, some chick that looks like Fran Drescher the Nannie, some other chick with plucked eyebrows that give her the "Surprised all the time look" and a couple of other's. PS any of you heard of some chick Melanie Love also goes by the name of Melody Love. That chick is so cute, looks like a chick you would see around town.

 

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"The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."

Confucius , Analects

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Originally posted by dBUSH:

There's a movie called "The Luckiest Man in the World," where Jon Dough fucks 101 women in a row. This movie is fucking outstanding- and it makes more sense to me than the Houston 500.

 

 

Dude held out for 101 women? Seems like he was gay.

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My friend had this really old one, on like Beta tapes. This guy was an ambassador to like Spain or some shit, and he was getting his dick sucked in the car, but he got in an accident and the chick bit it off!!! So he goes and gets a prosthetic one, that's like 12 inches long or some shit, and the adventure begins....

 

...the wah wah guitar begins

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Originally posted by Inept:

Dude held out for 101 women? Seems like he was gay.

 

How can fucking 101 chicks in one day is gay?

 

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"The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."

Confucius , Analects

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Where the Boys Aren't 8...

 

all pussy. all the time. with Janine. and other hot chicks. ending with an orgy. with all pussy. mm.

 

MMMM.

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edward penis hands! shit is classic.

 

 

and some guys who said "dont forget the balls"

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