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Poop Man Bob

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<span style='color:black'>Although much smaller than real people, Jews must never

be confused with Smurfs, as the two have had a much troubled

and bloody history.

 

Jews are completely unaware of the existence of Jesus, as

they are too lazy to read the bible all the way to the end.

 

They borrowed my Pavement CD and never gave it back.

 

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Hindus, or Buddhists, as they prefer to be called, ride around

on cow's backs all day.

 

They think they're so great.

 

Hindus were out at the pub last night. They were wasted.

They stayed really late. I mean, I left at about half one,

and the Hindus we're still going strong. They all called in

sick today. Big surprise.

 

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Muslims, ya gotta love 'em.

 

Or they'll kill you.

 

When they reach maturity, all Muslims are commanded

to drive up a mountain in their four wheel drive off road

vehicles, or "jihads", and catch a crab. Only then will they

achieve their beards.

 

All Muslims can fly.

 

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Scientologists like to lure people into their big tent for cakes,

and then hit them with sticks. They like to sneak into your

house when you're not there and fuck with your shit.

 

Scientologists like to rape babies, then kill them, fuck the

corpse, eat it, shit it out and then fuck the shit.

 

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Christians like Jesus.

 

No, I mean they really like Jesus. They're nuts about him.

They can't get enough of him. It's all "Jesus this" and "Jesus that".

They're totally gay for him. Why don't they just go and marry Jesus,

since they love him so much. I mean, Christ, get a room already.

 

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Mingists, the followers of the Moon's fastest growing religion,

can be distinguished by their calm manner, nice hair and giant

metal hands, which they use to crush their enemies. Crush

them, I say! Mwahahahaha! Who's laughing now, fucko? Who?

 

Me, that's who!</span>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest Pilau Hands

hahaha that religion shit had me rolling

 

GOOD CALL

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HAHAHA!

 

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