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Well its official..Mapo is army bound..Im excited and scared at the same time

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Well. I was finally able to piss in the cup today. So I go to get fingerprinted and some other shit..and after about 9 hours (im not exaggerating..I got there around 5:30am and left around 6:30pm) of being there just waiting for stupid shit..its time to pick my job.

So I walk in there and the man seems cool and asks 'what can the best army in the world do for ya?'. So I tell him Im only interested in short-term shit..2 or 3 years.

He says he can get me a job in the infantry for 2 years. I tell him its probably too hard. See, Im overweight (about 5'10''..200lbs) and to be in the infantry you gotta be hardcore to the fuckin bone.

Their boot camp isnt a fuckin joke.

I tell him it sounds nice, but if I did that Id have to delay my entry so I could spend alot of time getting into top shape. He assures me Ill be ok, and that its the Armys job to get me in shape. So, being that I love a challenge - especially when it looks impossible. I say yes. I accept a 2 year enlistment as a member of the US Army infantry.

 

If you dont know about the infantry, heres the the general info. Theyre the toughest motherfuckers in the Army. Theyre the ones on the front lines of the battlefield. Theyre basically trained killing machines with a body like a fuckin rock. If some shit goes down, Army sends them in first. Theyre like marines. They're out there everyday simulating warfare. Im scared as fuck I wont be able to make it through their boot camp. But Im also excited at the challenge. It would put me in such great shape that my bball game would skyrocket..I'd be able to run all over the place just to wear the opponent down. Id be fuckin ripped with no fat on me..when I get out Id get every girl I wanted. And I would truly be proud of myself for life if I accomplished this.

 

Being Im only enlisted 2 years..I didnt get as much shit as others. But I did get a pretty penny more than Id get working at fast food. For college I got $26,500.

As an enlistment bonus I got $3,000.

And I will be making around $940 a month. It doesnt sound like much but dont forget thats $940 with rent, food, insurance all paid for.

And that $940 is just temporary. After about 6 months I should upgrade to around $1,100 a month. Then by the time I get out I should be around $1,300 a month.

 

I ship out August 31st. Until then Im gonna be working my ass off. Im gonna wake up around 5am every morning and jog/walk 3 miles to the park. Then play ball, run the track, etc at the park ALL FUCKING DAY until the sun comes down..then go home and sleep.If I do that 30 days straight Ill be in pretty good shape. Well, here goes nothin I guess..

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Guest jarryd

best of luck!

 

[thats all i got...]

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waaaiiiit.have you been reading what we were saying? do you pay attention to politics? bush is president and your going to infantry. your going to be one of the first people to die. do something illigal now to get out of it.

 

or.. if right now you still want to go. but once you get there, you realize what we have been trying to tell you, you wont like the army. then this is what you do.

(this might be hard for you to do. but you will never see the people again.. so dont worry about it)

act gay. tell everyone that on saturdays you go and assram a bunch of guys. you will get discharged. why you ask? you thought homosexuals were permitted to be in the army?

this is true. they are. as long as they dont tell anyone and as long as they do not commit any homosexual acts while a member of the u.s. army.

 

there are easy ways out of everything. take the easy way out. the gay way.

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Good luck. Nice to see someone doing what they want to do and being excited about it.

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join the navy or airforce!!!!fuck the army and marines...my friend got honorable discharge after he ran away(awol) and told them his fiance left him for another man....

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Originally posted by seeking innocence:

black man aint got no business in the army...

 

....wha???

man....i can't believe

you'd open your mouth and actually say that

to mapo......

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YOUR FUCKING STUPID!

 

I hope your killed for "your" country then while your all hurt and lying their about to die you can see the light...you died for some rich white stuck up asshole that never cared about your life's gain!

 

Bush will do something silly and you'll die for his actions..............

 

 

I'm so shocked some one with half a brain like you is willing going to get brainwashed........say good bye graffiti say good bye any chance at a normal life after they fuck your head up!

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I agree with everyone. If you need money take out a loan, it'll fuck up your credit but, after seven years its gone. Bush is a complete idiot, do you nor watch saturday night live. The reason why that guy told you to join the infantry cause they need more enlistments. They know hes going to attack arabia yo! Get your ass back to that army place and tear up your contract. if you go, you will be dead within 10 years, and for what? Some rich familys who dont give a damn about you, A good body and some gay love with a marine. Its not worth it dude. Please reconsider.

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Guest Remy Martin

fuck all you haters, you probably have college paid for by your fucking parents, or what they only afford to buy you a car and pay half your tuition, FUCK OFF>..

 

i was raised in the military, if you have never served in the military, or grown up for half your life on a military base, THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!...

 

joining the military when your young so you can better your life and taking the risk that you might get killed or have to kill some one is far far far more respectable than you more than likley priviliged mother fuckers sitting bitching someone out for sacrificing 2 years of their life to get somewhere in life..

dont think im on the goverments dick, but going to the army is like taking a prison sentence so you can get some where in life ON YOUR FUCKING OWN!!!

 

I respect people in the armed services, because they do what they need to do to take care of themselves and their familys...my family has been in the gulf war, the vietnam war, the korean war, and world war 2...

they could really give less than a fuck about the bullshit politics in this country, but theres people in other countrys armys that do a lot more unjustified killing and raping..so go take them on..get fucking shot you bitches..

 

you ever lived in the third world??

garuntee if you have, that when you see a military base and can go get a coke and cheesburger and kick it with americans in a hostile enviroment, youd eat your fucking words.....

 

right on Mapo, good looking out on the college funding and money in the bank while getting in shape...i respect that.

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im quoting boys in the hood. and in my opinion, no one should join this country's army. fuck america.

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remi...you make me think of the things i need to do.....but to join the military?i can work hard..but i know deep down inside...

its one of my options.....probably one of my best...and worst....

i refuse to take it..thats what my problem is...but maybe its for the best...maybe the worst....but bush is a dumb fuck dead pres and i dont wanna go to war with some other brother from around the world not wanting to be in a war just the same as i would..only to kill in the propaganda fear that of which war is all about...

the super power doesnt have to be one nation...it could be all nations doing the same wrong towards brotherly and sisterly man....fuck a super power and fuck the usa...

in God we trust,,NOT dem damn dollars..because that is what most wars are being fought for..."rich mans money"

 

 

i do agree with the ..."do what you gota do what you gota do" but i aint doin it.. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'>

 

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Originally posted by Remy Martin:

fuck all you haters, you probably have college paid for by your fucking parents, or what they only afford to buy you a car and pay half your tuition, FUCK OFF>..

 

i was raised in the military, if you have never served in the military, or grown up for half your life on a military base, THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!...

B]

 

 

ok well ive never bean in any armed forces but ive seen what they do to there people. my uncle has a "straight" leg from WWII. he got shot in the knee and since then his knee has been fused straight. I had a distant cusin that was a seal. killed in a "training op." right as the gulf war started, we dont belive it.

I saw saving private ryan and relized if i am ever drafted i WILL go to canada. fuck all that shit. the only way i would fight a war is if they invaded us, then i would sniper some fucks, but fuck all that infantry shit!

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Thanks for everyones response, positive or negative. I can understand where the anti-army people are coming from. There is a part of me thats afraid theyll fuck my head up. But I just believe I gotta stay mentally strong. Yeah theres people who get permanently fucked up mentally, but theres also people that are never the same after a strong acid trip. Ive tripped before and I came out fine..and anyone thats ever tripped knows the key to not flipping out is to just keep saying to yourself 'im tripping. its not real. im tripping'. Im gonna take that same mentality, Ill just keep thinkin 'hes tryin to break me down, its all a game, nobody can fuck with my brain if I dont let them.' If I know going in that theyll fuck with my head, that gives me an advantage, theyd rather catch me off-guard. My recruiter told me when you first get there, you have about 3 days of just initiation.

Thats where you get your uniforms, immunizations, id card, boots, etc. He said they treat you really well there and feed you well, nice room, with the purporse of having you let your guard down. Well now that I know that - my guard isnt coming down. Ill know that shits just the calm before the storm. And dont forget Im only going in for 2 years..that shit will be over before I know it. Alot of those mentally fucked army guys were in for 4 years or more. Also, communication technology has gotten so much better. Once Im past boot camp I can go to my barracks after work and log on to the net, watch tv, listen to music, etc so I wont lose contact with reality. And after boot camp youre allowed to leave base. Also you get 30 months paid vacation every year..if I really hate it I can save them and get out after about 1 year 10 months.

 

Oh and if anyones wondering Ill be in Ft. Benning GA.

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Guest pulk

Good luck mapo.

 

Runs from the third world, pearly.

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well I cant really talk shit i would be in the Army now but I falled the drug test,and I gave it awhile to get the shit out my system so I kinda think that some things happen for a reason.I know alot of dudes that have been threw the whole service thing and heard good and bad.I dont know if the infentry division (grunts)would have been my first choice.Although you really dont "pick"your job ,thats what the test they give you is for ,you have to qualify for certain jobs.I qualified for the tank operations which would have been dope.Right now Im pretty much stuck in a rut(shitty job,no money for school, fucked up credit,bitchy girl,etc..)and have been thinkin about takin a trip down to the recuiters office myself.Once your outta bootcamp its pretty much just like going to work everyday,and partying alot.If you take advantage of some of the programs its really not that bad.Todays Armed services are nothing like the ones our grandfathers and fathers were in.Its alot softer now.Anyways good luck,bro.

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Originally posted by pauliewalnuts:

Although you really dont "pick"your job ,thats what the test they give you is for ,you have to qualify for certain jobs.I qualified for the tank operations which would have been dope.

 

Well not really. You only need a 30 to get into the army. Anything above a 50 qualifies you for just about anything. I got a 76 with no problem. Think about the Army man. Its not so bad.

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Remy you are the most retarded person I've ever had contact with on the net...please kill yourself.I laugh at all of your posts you suck.

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Guest SPLINTER

i wouldt join because of both my religious beliefs and the changes i have made spiritualy and the fact that im fat and flat footed. my religion does not allow the killing of man, some say te rules change at war but i think its bullshit my church came up with before they initiated the Crusades(im catholic and dont like what my ancestors did yet i beleive in jesus so..). also my spirit has changed over the last few years, before i could kill anything with no remorse, no i feel bad killing even and insect. i refuse to hunt anything that i will not eat. i guess somewhere along my life line my tribal beliefs stepped up. and the army trains killing machines and i refuse to be one. if we are at war and i am drafted i will also move to CANADA or my native land of MEXICO.

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better you than me

 

there's an ad for the marines (with the giant fire guy) it says "you'll be changed forever"

 

hahahahahaha

 

at least they tell you I guess

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DO NOT RECIEVE THE M.A.R.K. CARD!!!!

THE MARK OF THE BEAST IS IN THE ARMY!!!

GET HOOKED UP MEDICALLY...GET YOUR PENIS ENLARGED.... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>AND GET A FINE ASS GIRL TO HAVE A SIGNED AGREEMENT TO BE IN A "ARMY MARRIAGE"that is when you move in together into a big house and live like you're married..but you're really not!yah seen?

you're benifits will go up and maybe you can poke once and a while... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>look into it....

but fuck the army!!!!!

 

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its better than jacking off!!!!

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Guest Remy Martin
Originally posted by Frate Raper:

Remy you are the most retarded person I've ever had contact with on the net...please kill yourself.I laugh at all of your posts you suck.

 

oh my feelings are hurt...

 

you little straigt edge faggot...im actually quite intelligent, statistically speaking as far the ratings i have recived on standardized testing results. I manage to make around 15$ a hour with a highschool degree and have supported myself for the last five years. As far as my cultural enrichment, I have flown around the world over 30 times, and spent almost half my life growing in one of the most turbulent regions in the world. So I am privy to culture outside the western hemisphere, which i feel gives me a substantially broader outlook on life. As i have not grown up on western television and other media. Besides this I dedicate myself to expression and art and have served time, not just a few days or a week, but over a month in detention facilitys run by the goverment of the region i live in.

So you calling me retarded, I would say stems from your need to justify the fact that I have legitimate grounds to make statements you may not agree with. Further more, you told me to shut my fool mouth when I was pretty much apologizing for my reaction to the distaste of someones, whos nuts you apparently swing from, in my opinion lack of style. And my offer to kick you in the balls and steal your paint still stands.

 

damn insomnia...

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Originally posted by Remy Martin:

oh my feelings are hurt...

 

you little straigt edge faggot...im actually quite intelligent, statistically speaking as far the ratings i have recived on standardized testing results. I manage to make around 15$ a hour with a highschool degree and have supported myself for the last five years. As far as my cultural enrichment, I have flown around the world over 30 times, and spent almost half my life growing in one of the most turbulent regions in the world. So I am privy to culture outside the western hemisphere, which i feel gives me a substantially broader outlook on life. As i have not grown up on western television and other media. Besides this I dedicate myself to expression and art and have served time, not just a few days or a week, but over a month in detention facilitys run by the goverment of the region i live in.

So you calling me retarded, I would say stems from your need to justify the fact that I have legitimate grounds to make statements you may not agree with. Further more, you told me to shut my fool mouth when I was pretty much apologizing for my reaction to the distaste of someones, whos nuts you apparently swing from, in my opinion lack of style. And my offer to kick you in the balls and steal your paint still stands.

 

damn insomnia...

 

Why are you trying to justify your self to me?

I'm calling you retarded because your statments are wacker then your adempt to mock me for my chosen life style of clean living.I don't care where you've spent time or where you've live or how much money you claim to make.You suck.

 

You come on the net talking shit acting hard and making a complete fool out of yourself.I dislike you for your stupid comments and the way you articulate yourself.It's nice to see post something that isn't completey retarded.

 

 

Come on want to justify yourself any more to me?Do I care?No I don't.

 

 

I'd love for you to step to me in a yard.

 

Thanks I'm going to bed now.

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