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man i spent all day out with some homies fishing and just getting tanked. we caught some little ass bass and a perch or two, making sure to keep the fishing secondary to getting straight SLOUSED.

 

but yeah, who else loves kicking it on a dock and doing a little fishing?

 

we finished and now due to some bad decisions im covered in lighter fluid and severely sunburnt.

 

that is all...

 

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^^^definetely not an actual pic of us fishing. if it was it would involve a live bass in a hot dog bun with ketchup and mustard on it while someone prenteded to eat it. or a small mouth bass popping out of my pants.

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i learned a long time ago that no one actually fishes

its just an excuse to get away from the old lady and get trashed

then if you have to make it legitimate, stopping at the fresh fish counter on the way home

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

You have learned the key to happiness, my friend. I have long on these boards touted the joys of pretending to catch fish for the sake of getting absolutely tossed.

 

Can't wait to go fish for tarpon this summer. Nothing better than trying to land a fish bigger than myself with a case of Corona sloshing in my stomach.

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"Hell man, I make a livin off this shit!"

 

 

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Yeah I fish every fucking day. All I do is wake up smoke, do some errands and what not, then fish till the sun goes down and get stoned. I've got prime bassin spots all over. Property up the ass!

 

Freightlover: If you wanna really catch them right now. Your best bet is a carolina rigged, or a texas rigged lizard. And toss that around the docks, and trees in the water. Them bass think its a lizard that's try to eat their nest (which lizards and shit do) So it's like a natural instinct to hit the shit that looks like a lizard. Go to any place, even wal-mart and get a $1.49 pack of Zoom Lizards in either Black/Red Flake, or Watermellon/Red Flake.

 

Texas rig...

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

Can't wait to go fish for tarpon this summer.

 

Ohh man, I was watching some Real TV and this guy was feeding them from the docks, and he went to place another piece of food down for them right on the water, and this tarpon just came up and tailed his hand. I laughed my ass off cause I knew he wasn't expecting that!

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if i could fish more i would, everyone is right its fun and funner when your off your rocker. best time i had was deep sea fishing off of guatemala, didnt have to worry bout driving, our driver/cook cooked for us right on the boat...and we got fucking hammered catching Doradas, and Sail fish. good times.

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