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BEER GOGGLES...

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never had em but i have suffered the horrible HFFA girl...

 

she's BANGIN from far away but when u go up to talk to her and she turnd around she's the ugliest thing u've ever seen in ur life...

 

yea that shit happens all the time:o

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Guest WebsterUno

I drive better with mine on!

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beer goggles hahaha. i never get them. but damn alot of my boys do. and i dont cockblock but ill tell them they have a case of the beer goggles and they're gonna wake up coyote ugly style.. many the next day thank me. hah.

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you know what's almost worse than the beer goggles?

Wingman Sex.

 

You ever have to do your duty as a wingman and get with

with dumpy girl while your buddy takes the hottie away?

Well all good wingmen have had to do it before. And it's not

like you can keep trying for the hottie, or you just look like a

cockblocking asshole. If you are assigned to be wingman,

you're just gone to have to deal with the fact that you are

humping the not-as-hot (if not horrible) girl.

 

But if she's really nasty then it's your buddies responsibility to get you loaded to ease the pain.

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Guest WebsterUno

^^^^ahahahahahaha...

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At my school they had this health fair with "drunk goggles" that when you put them on distorted your vision a lot. For some reason they made me feel invinsible i made a total fool out of myself with them on. If being drunk was like wearing those glasses i would be drunk all the fucking time.

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Guest krie

yeah ive had them a few times

well i knew the chick was butt ugly

but i knew she puts out

so i went her :D

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plenty of those tonight

 

anyone in nyc check out "silk road palace" chinese resturant, free white wine, free white wine, free white wine............god, i got stewed!

 

some 35 yr. old chick spanked my ass, i liked it! (not at silk rd.)

 

got some other girls number ( i think she was decent) god dam beer goggles!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by INDIAN GIVER

good from far, far from good.

 

we call those a DDW (pronounced DDdub)

distance does wonders

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Guest sneak

the memories....

 

*shudders*

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ive been claiming my drunken exploits as 'sport fuck'

is that legal?

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