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Frate_Raper

SARS what the fuck?

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Is it all over or just over here in Toronto/ gta? People are going retarded over this.

 

 

 

This guy at my works cleaning up, they're saying stay home for 10 days if you feel sick.This guy calls in sick to work 3 TIMES A WEEK and has for ever.......now sluggers got SARS, last week he spraned his ankle, fell down the stairs and ate bad hamburger helper.He's 27 works part time at a shitty store and his dad was forced out because he got the aids AHAHAHAHAH...............man this guy rules!

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i told my homies i had sars, even thought i only had bronchitus(sp?).

 

 

the lungs are now regrowing from the years of smoking....

muahahah

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I've been wondering how come all these flu's and stuff always originate in China or Asia.

 

Anyone know?

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Guest willy.wonka

knows all sees all

 

it was planted there??

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Guest willy.wonka

we were just talking about this tonight with friends...

i first heard about it when my mom's friends brother died of it in california, but he got it in new york.

 

for some reason, i thought the news said that it was a sexually transmitted.

 

i hear marijuana is a good defence against SARS.

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Guest willy.wonka

yeah thats what i was thinking, but i was thinking, how would a virus start?

 

back in the day people used to believe that maggots and flies spawned from shit and old food. it took some guy with comon sence to show "them"; using jars (one open, one closed).

 

does a disease spawn from the open jar?yes it does.

closed jar? no it doesnt...flies cant get in.

 

i guess that answered my question and backed up R. Heydrich's theory.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

About two weeks ago, I got on the plane to PR from La Guardia, NYC, after spending the night at the airport... Immediately upon sitting down on my seat I started feeling shitty... my nose started running, feverish, coughing, etc. I was really fucking scared.

 

Thankfully it was just a bad cold coupled with a slight throat/chest infection. Hell, maybe I was getting the beginning stages of SARS, but I demolished it with an unorthodox and often warned-against combination of antibiotics and heavy alcohol ingestion. My pee looked and smelled like household cleaner for a week. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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This shit is no joke. I have to go through Toronto on Monday. If you fuckers get me infected, I'll kill all of you.....

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Guest TresOne

Some douchebag at my school just went to visit his family in Japan, becuase like ALL of them have SARS. What a fucking genius, honestly. How do you develope that kind of mentality? "Hmm, my family's sick in an over-populated, under-medicated country where this fucking disease originated, so...i'll go visit 'em!"

 

Now he wonders why he feels sick.. fucking idiot.

 

Forcible quarantine, i say. Stay the fuck in yer house until you either Die, or get better. Try going outside and risk getting punched in the spine, and drop-kicked in the head.

 

"it's not an epidemic... yet"

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there is a break out in the bay area (california) as well. i thought i had it because i had all the flu symptoms, but apparently you need atleast 105 fever to just get tested for it. so yeah.

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Originally posted by TresOne

Forcible quarantine, i say. Stay the fuck in yer house until you either Die, or get better. Try going outside and risk getting punched in the spine, and drop-kicked in the head.

 

"it's not an epidemic... yet"

 

That shit is fucking great. My new away message.

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Originally posted by oldenglish

its like aids except cooler.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

 

SARS is cool, everyone my age is getting it, if youre not youre lame!

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