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Top 10 Times in History when using the "F" Word was Appropriate...

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10. "Scattered fucking showers my ass!"

-Noah, 4,314 B.C.

9. "How the fuck did you work that out?"

-Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

8. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"

-Michelangelo, 1566

7. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"

-General Custer, 1877

6. It does so fucking look like her!"

-Pablo Picasso, 1926

5. "Where the fuck are we at?"

-Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. "Any fucking idiot could understand that!"

-Albert Einstein, 1938

3. "What the fuck was that?"

-Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

2. "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."

-John F. Kennedy, 1963

1. "Aw, c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"

-Bill Clinton, 1997

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11. "what the fuck is wrong with killing niggers?"

-klu klux klan from 1900-now

 

right im just kidding about this but i thought it was worth postin

previously i was gonna replace niggers with jews and kkk with hitler but thats too mean

 

 

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i like the clinton one

that reminds me anyone see the simpsons?

kent brockman "we are here live...and how do u know were doing this live? PENIS

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Guest krie
Originally posted by DETO

8. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"

-Michelangelo, 1566

 

 

3. "What the fuck was that?"

-Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

 

1. "Aw, c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"

-Bill Clinton, 1997

 

 

haha those ones are funny. good work :ballcap:

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Originally posted by DETO

2. "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."

-John F. Kennedy, 1963

ouch

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

"what the fuck is that!!"

brittney spears in justins bed, 2002

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by DETO

10. "Scattered fucking showers my ass!"

-Noah, 4,314 B.C.

 

9. "How the fuck did you work that out?"

-Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

 

8. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"

-Michelangelo, 1566

 

3. "What the fuck was that?"

-Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

 

1. "Aw, c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"

-Bill Clinton, 1997

 

:lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by DETO

3. "What the fuck was that?"

-Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

 

the mayor huh?

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Guest PHYNE

my most historical moment of the f word is when i heard how much child support i have to pay a month .......i walked out the court room and said FUCK THIS BITCH IS ROBBING ME!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

208 a month is robbery........fuckin whore.......

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Guest Metal Calus

next time replace the f with an s at the moment of conception. then as you yell SUCK think to yourself.... :idea: then get on your knees and pretend you licking her twat when in reality your pushing rewind to prevent any further wasted weed money.

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Originally posted by PHYNE

208 a month is robbery........fuckin whore.......

 

I wouldn't be bitching that much. $200 a month to support YOUR child isn't that bad.

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Originally posted by Ken E. Bus

I wouldn't be bitching that much. $200 a month to support YOUR child isn't that bad.

yeah really, what a pussy.

my #1 was when i ripped my nutsack on a barbed wire fence when i was 5. i was snagged and it took my mom about 5 minutes to answer my call of, "FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!", and lift me off the fence. 6 stitches.

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