February 26, 200322 yr One time Tesseract made a wooly mammoth tap out because he had the mammoth in a submission hold. Tesseract is *bad ass*.
February 26, 200322 yr ^ I heard that Tesseract was chasing some girl and she tricked him into going into this big undeground maze. Then he had to bitch slap this half- man half-bull guy who was all like "I'm not having this".
February 26, 200322 yr i heard zesto try to throw around his knowledge of greek mythology into every aspect of conversation.... heh baby wanna wanna take a ride with helios.....
February 26, 200322 yr that it man. I'm spent. There's nothing left for me to reference. maybe I need to watch 'Clash of the Titans' again. (I heard tesseract directed it and co-wrote the screenplay)
February 26, 200322 yr Originally posted by Europe The guy is pretty euro... Which makes me appreciate him even more.
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February 27, 200322 yr Me drinking two days non stop + this thread = good times it was wine today...i got drunk with white wine on a concert held inside and original orient express traincar... adjust the toasts... i feel like hercules:)
February 27, 200322 yr One time the local SWAT team wasn't available because they had all been injured in this gang battle from 2 days before. Anyway, there was a massive uprising and a riot in the city of rebels. Tesserect out gunned all the opposition, like Rambo, and saved the city. Peaceful people live there now.
February 27, 200322 yr Author Originally posted by Pistol Tesseract is a racist! He hates Feb. cause because of Black History Month. i'm black but i photgraph white. go figah'
February 27, 200322 yr One time, while destroying one of Bin Laden's training camps, Tesseract almost caught Bin Laden. It turned out that the person that Tesseract thought was Bin Laden was just some executive leader of Bin Laden's forces.
February 28, 200322 yr One time Tesseract was being chased, while driving his Porsche, by Africanized bees.... anyway, they started getting in the cab as Tesseract was driving by this small pond on the side of the road, he opened the door and rolled, grabbing a small reed, into the water. He was breathing through the reed when bees started getting into his mouth, he spit them out and held his breath for 30 minutes under water with bee stings in his mouth until the bees left. Now that is just *bad ass*.
March 1, 200322 yr shiieet, i just remembered one day that johnny was racing some fool on the highway...poor guy didnt even have a chance..he got so pissed johnny kicked his ass that he took his car, with his pregnant girl on the trunk and crashed in the sea...he was recording an angry tape to. Please believe johnny is all about collateral damage
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