mental invalid Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 hes alrite i guess........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 One time Tesseract made a wooly mammoth tap out because he had the mammoth in a submission hold. Tesseract is *bad ass*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 ^ I heard that Tesseract was chasing some girl and she tricked him into going into this big undeground maze. Then he had to bitch slap this half- man half-bull guy who was all like "I'm not having this". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 i heard zesto try to throw around his knowledge of greek mythology into every aspect of conversation.... heh baby wanna wanna take a ride with helios..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 Yep, Tesseract also beats up people really bad in UFC matches. No joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 that it man. I'm spent. There's nothing left for me to reference. maybe I need to watch 'Clash of the Titans' again. (I heard tesseract directed it and co-wrote the screenplay) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 Tesseract is omnipotent Kilo... there isn't anything that can defeat him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 horrah for tesser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 Originally posted by Europe The guy is pretty euro... Which makes me appreciate him even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUGITIVE Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 WHO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/dream.gif'>http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/dream.gif'>http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/dream.gif'>http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/dream.gif'>http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/dream.gif'>http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/dream.gif'>http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/dream.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Me drinking two days non stop + this thread = good times it was wine today...i got drunk with white wine on a concert held inside and original orient express traincar... adjust the toasts... i feel like hercules:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 One time the local SWAT team wasn't available because they had all been injured in this gang battle from 2 days before. Anyway, there was a massive uprising and a riot in the city of rebels. Tesserect out gunned all the opposition, like Rambo, and saved the city. Peaceful people live there now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 i like reading his threads too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Pistol Tesseract sucks donkeyballs. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 ^fag. :P do you hate afro-americans to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Tesseract is a racist! He hates Feb. cause because of Black History Month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 hahaha:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted February 27, 2003 Author Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Pistol Tesseract is a racist! He hates Feb. cause because of Black History Month. i'm black but i photgraph white. go figah' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest westy Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 . And he's got a nice tan too! Props to you Tesser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 i'm white, but i photograph tanned;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 One time, while destroying one of Bin Laden's training camps, Tesseract almost caught Bin Laden. It turned out that the person that Tesseract thought was Bin Laden was just some executive leader of Bin Laden's forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest westy Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 . you are one funny mutha' *$@! dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 he is my snuggle bunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUGITIVE Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 WHO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 One time Tesseract was being chased, while driving his Porsche, by Africanized bees.... anyway, they started getting in the cab as Tesseract was driving by this small pond on the side of the road, he opened the door and rolled, grabbing a small reed, into the water. He was breathing through the reed when bees started getting into his mouth, he spit them out and held his breath for 30 minutes under water with bee stings in his mouth until the bees left. Now that is just *bad ass*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 ..and i loved that carrera so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 1, 2003 Author Share Posted March 1, 2003 dirty, i need a publicist too man. hook that shit up for a johnny... BUMP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 shiieet, i just remembered one day that johnny was racing some fool on the highway...poor guy didnt even have a chance..he got so pissed johnny kicked his ass that he took his car, with his pregnant girl on the trunk and crashed in the sea...he was recording an angry tape to. Please believe johnny is all about collateral damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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