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i love sauteing shit when the oil's hella hot and i have to grab the pan and let hot oil pop onto my arms and into my face and shit. the joys of cooking. god damn today was hard though. i dont think i couldve been less prepared, seriously though. i fuckin forgot mytool box with all my shit and when i saw how much shit we had to make i was just fuckin trippin. i downed half a bottle of bacardi and some bailys last night and got 5 hours of sleep so i was hazey as fuck. i got to see this huge black dude from oakland thats in my class snap on the gay dude that was fuckin with me about being keyed the other day though so it was cool. DUDE FUCKIN SNAPPED!! fuck it....

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Originally posted by jah

i love sauteing shit when the oil's hella hot and i have to grab the pan and let hot oil pop onto my arms and into my face and shit. the joys of cooking. god damn today was hard though. i dont think i couldve been less prepared, seriously though. i fuckin forgot mytool box with all my shit and when i saw how much shit we had to make i was just fuckin trippin. i downed half a bottle of bacardi and some bailys last night and got 5 hours of sleep so i was hazey as fuck. i got to see this huge black dude from oakland thats in my class snap on the gay dude that was fuckin with me about being keyed the other day though so it was cool. DUDE FUCKIN SNAPPED!! fuck it....

 

Curse counter:

 

shit = 4

fuck = 6

goddamn = 1

dude = 3

 

 

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GET IN YOUR TOOLBOX AND STAY THERE YOU FUCKING TOOL...

 

YOU AUSTRALIAN LOSER CALLING YOURSELF JAH... PLEASE GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU GAY KANGAROO...

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

GET IN YOUR TOOLBOX AND STAY THERE YOU FUCKING TOOL...

 

YOU AUSTRALIAN LOSER CALLING YOURSELF JAH... PLEASE GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU GAY KANGAROO...

 

Gay Kangaroo thats shit`s funny..Think you`ll find he`s a fellow "yank" mate..

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

I THINK YOU'LL FIND... A VAGINA IF YOU TAKE YOUR LEOTARD OFF "MATE"

 

HAHA, DON'T TALK TO ME DICK

 

 

I bet your some little twat who always got bullied at school init, and the only way to make youraself feel "hard " is to chat your shit over the net..I mean MARLBORO RED you prick, I doubt you`ve ever seen a vagina.. Hey you sure your old enuff to smoke, get back to school..

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

DAMN YOU'RE OFF POINT, BUT THINK SO IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER

 

"INIT"

 

 

aight...Whatever mate don`t give a fuck..

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

YEAH OK PLAYMATE

 

DAMN YOU'RE CORNY

 

 

Eh? Your a cunt mate and your fucking annoying..

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youre such a fuckin retard marlboro. stay off my fuckin nuts bitch. youre following me around like you were doin with willy cus youre a dickriding loser who doesnt have shit to do but run your mouth the internet all day. im studying in australia you fuckin cock gobbler. im from california. and "jah" is my middle name so ill fuckin call myself "jah" if i feel like it motherfucker. while youre hangin down there you can suck a fart out of my ass you fuckin whiney little ho.

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basalmic vinegar smells like shit...I hate it

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