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surgery sucks... especially when its next to your balls...

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had some surgery done today, got a hernia fixed... right nut.

 

not fun at all, howver ive already been walking around a bit, but my shit hurts, i think i gained an inch or two though on my dick, cuz my balls were so huge i thought i just had huge nuts, but that was tha hernia, so now that my balls look normal, i got a horse cock :D hahahahaahaah

 

jk, but it does look a bit bigger ;)

 

but yea typing this and trying to concentrate on 730mg of vicadin is hard to do... so off to bed i go...

 

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :king:

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Guest SPLINTER

dammit tease i dont wanna hear about your nuts man. especially if your guts and youre nuts were sharing the same sac.

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surgery? is that what they call a sexchange these days? how long till fools are dippin in your birdbath dood, i mean uhhmm girl?

 

more hatin, less floss...

hollaback.

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hernia?!

 

what are you 85 years old?

stop putting so much strain on your nuts dood.

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wigga was picking up a crate of cans for a new backyard piece for some pregnant due to swallowing biatch.

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Originally posted by Pistol

wigga was picking up a crate of cans for a new backyard piece for some pregnant due to swallowing biatch.

 

:lol:

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

A crate filled with grape soda!

 

nee-hi grape soda is :yum:

whatever happened to that brand?

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Originally posted by WhenOne

 

nee-hi grape soda is :yum:

whatever happened to that brand?

 

That shit was great! But I ono what happened...

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Originally posted by postaholic

had some surgery done today, got a hernia fixed... right nut.

 

not fun at all, howver ive already been walking around a bit, but my shit hurts, i think i gained an inch or two though on my dick, cuz my balls were so huge i thought i just had huge nuts, but that was tha hernia, so now that my balls look normal, i got a horse cock :D hahahahaahaah

 

jk, but it does look a bit bigger ;)

 

but yea typing this and trying to concentrate on 730mg of vicadin is hard to do... so off to bed i go...

 

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :king:

 

tease, as much as we all love swinging on your nuts (no pun intended), i really dont wanna read about that over my breakfast.

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I had surgery a few months ago...it does suck! I had to have my heel reconstructed. all i can say is i took my feet for granted everyday. it's still swol and i can bearly walk. I'm not going to be able to run for a long ass time, so going on hectic missions is outta the question. lots of sketches came out of it though:p

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

it was my first surgery, thought id share :D

 

ummmmmmmmmmmmm guys always tug on your balls to make sure everything is a-ok ;)

 

ahahahahahahahahahaa

 

oooooook, getting dizzy again, gotta bounce..

 

:D

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Still around?...

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Originally posted by SPLINTER

your guts and youre nuts were sharing the same sac.

hahaha! :lol: a buddy of mine had the same thing a while ago... i have to go say this to him when i get home...

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

Hey, i have a question. Is there a simple way to check if you have hernia yourself withought a doctor? im sure there is, does anyone know?

well, if it's like his you can feel your intestines in your scrotum!!!

so yes, i think you should be able to tell...

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naw, i dont feel any intestines in my scrotum. Im good to go. Oh man thats gross to think about its making my balls hurt just thinking about it.

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SUBURBIAN BUM:

 

my hernia wasnt that bad, meaning, it wasnt my intestines that were in my right nut sac, it was just extra skin.

 

see, when boys are born, your testicles drop down from your stomach area, and sometimes they pull some extra skin and thats not suppost to happen, thats what i had. it didnt hurt at all, and it just looked like my right nut was a little bit bigger than my left. i actually thought it was like a sperm sac or something in my nut sac, cuz it didnt feel hard or anything it just felt like another soft lil squishy thing sac or something. so dont think just because you dont see some big intestines you might not have one... like 1 outta 5 guys gets them, so watch out for it, and if you have questions get a physical.

 

also, hernias are kinda dope, to check it, you can like look at your sac, then if it is big like mine was, i could lay down on my back, and like take a deep breathe it was, and hold it in, then in the area where the skin was falling down into my sac, you could like gently push it back in, and it looked normal again. shit was wild...

 

:king: :lol:

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Re: Re: surgery sucks... especially when its next to your balls...

 

Originally posted by sneak

 

tease, as much as we all love swinging on your nuts (no pun intended), i really dont wanna read about that over my breakfast.

 

 

come on now man, you should know better than to look at 12 ounce while eating.....

 

 

 

and tease is back?

whoa.

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^^ i thought id wake up and have a nice leisurly breakky ova 12 oz. how wrong i was....

 

breakfasdt seems like such a long time ago tho......im hungry

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Re: Re: Re: surgery sucks... especially when its next to your balls...

 

Originally posted by chozer

..and tease is back?

whoa.

 

:king::king::king::king::king:

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