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soopafeen

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Alright, this is the thread for those of us dealing with a horribly strong addiction/love for alcohol.

 

Do you need a drink before a date?

Does drinking give you self confidence?

Do you often consume more than three drinks a week?

Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking?

Do you belive that drinking makes you more outgoing or friendly?

Do buy drinks instead of food, even when you are hungry?

Do people close to you express concern twoard you and your drinking habbits?

 

Captian Morgans + Vannilla Coke. Carlo Rossi top of the line Rhine, thats whats getting me drunk recently.

 

Cheers!

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Guest Canadiano

Do you need a drink before a date? yes

Does drinking give you self confidence? yes

Do you often consume more than three drinks a week? yes

Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking? all the time

Do you belive that drinking makes you more outgoing or friendly? yes

Do buy drinks instead of food, even when you are hungry? lol yes

Do people close to you express concern twoard you and your drinking habbits? a few times, still.

 

 

my name is Canadiano, and I'm an alcoholic.

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Does drinking give you self confidence? yes

Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking? yes

Do you belive that drinking makes you more outgoing or friendly? yes

 

 

and i'm sure if i was able to buy alcohol anytime i wanted there would be a lot more yes's

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Guest --zeSto--

"I feel alright as long as there's someone worse off than me"

-- a terrible way to convince yourself that you dont have a problem.

 

I'm a serious drinker, and shit needs to mellow out, but then there's always my friend Barney*

 

So Barney works freelance as a 'jack-of-all-trades'.

He hasn't had a paying gig for 4 weeks and has just enough to cover rent.

So my other friend needs another guy for this 'project' so he calls Barney.

Now Barney's the kind of guy who talks like he's got a million in the bank,

and knows all there is to know, but then acts like an ignorant hobo most of the time.

Anyway, Barney is happy that he's got a gig, so he goes out drinking.

His call for this gig is 6:00 am, so he just stays out drinking untill then

and shows up at the other guys place still in the bag. Now with some jobs,

you can get away with being hungover, but he's still hammered (and beligerent about it)

and he's got a 14 hour day of very hard work lined up for him.

Plus this is one of his few contacts for work, which he's fucking up big time.

Barney's got a problem.

 

* Name Changed... duh!

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Guest drunken phil

Do you need a drink before a date? yup, even though i never have dates

 

Does drinking give you self confidence? i have none to begin with anyway..

 

Do you often consume more than three drinks a week? maybe..

 

Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking?never

 

Do you belive that drinking makes you more outgoing or friendly? yeah, sometimes

Do buy drinks instead of food, even when you are hungry? not really

 

Do people close to you express concern twoard you and your drinking habbits?at times

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Guest --zeSto--

thanks to Barney for the inspirtation for these...

 

round one:

Have you lost your keys/shoes/pants during a night of drinking?

Have you stayed awake untill the bars start serving the next day?

Have you ever finished 24 beers or 26 ounces in a single sitting?

Have you ever pissed your pants while drunk?

 

round two:

Do you have a hard time keeping a job?

Has your hygene gone to shit?

Are you afraid of what the doctor should tell you?

Have you seen a dentist in the past 4 years?

*Do you have any plans to reach your long-term goals?

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Do you need a drink before a date? who dates?

Does drinking give you self confidence? just with the ladies.

Do you often consume more than three drinks a week? depends on whats goin on that week.

Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking? i never believed people when they say they "forgot."

Do you belive that drinking makes you more outgoing or friendly? makes me more outgoing - friendly? nah, i'm a really laid back guy.

Do buy drinks instead of food, even when you are hungry? nah, my momma keeps me fat.

Do people close to you express concern twoard you and your drinking habbits? nope...

 

 

Malibu and Coke, Peppermint Shnops and Milk, Jack and Coke, Armaretto Sour and Pineapple Juice, and ugh, anything that gets me drunk, except for that lemonade flavor shit - e.g. smirnoff ice, skyy blue.

 

 

edit:

 

round one:

Have you lost your keys/shoes/pants during a night of drinking? no

Have you stayed awake untill the bars start serving the next day? no

Have you ever finished 24 beers or 26 ounces in a single sitting? yup.

Have you ever pissed your pants while drunk? no

 

round two:

Do you have a hard time keeping a job? yea, but just cause work sucks.

Has your hygene gone to shit?just during the week when i lounge around the house...

Are you afraid of what the doctor should tell you? nah, we all die.

Have you seen a dentist in the past 4 years? nope. i brush twice daily.

*Do you have any plans to reach your long-term goals? not yet.

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Do you need a drink before a date? I live with my girlfriend so there isn't much dating goin' on...N/A

Does drinking give you self confidence? Nope...sometimes I feel worse about myself...but that comes after quite a few drinks when I'm sittin' on 12oz. by myself late at night. boo. hoo.

Do you often consume more than three drinks a week? That's a given.

Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking?

Do you belive that drinking makes you more outgoing or friendly? Yes, definately.

Do buy drinks instead of food, even when you are hungry? occasionally

Do people close to you express concern twoard you and your drinking habbits? No...my girlfriends pretty understanding...plus she loves a good drink herself as well.

 

matthewcherrycokeandwhiskeythirteen.

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Guest Canadiano

Originally posted by --zeSto--

 

 

round one:

Have you lost your keys/shoes/pants during a night of drinking? I came home topless two weeks ago after a night of drinking.

Have you stayed awake untill the bars start serving the next day? heh. no.

Have you ever finished 24 beers or 26 ounces in a single sitting? of course - i ain't a wimp, nor a chinaman.

Have you ever pissed your pants while drunk? uhh...i think so, but not in them, but on them.

 

round two:

Do you have a hard time keeping a job? yes.

Has your hygene gone to shit? never.

Are you afraid of what the doctor should tell you? yes, but that is cholesterol related.

Have you seen a dentist in the past 4 years? twice a year.

*Do you have any plans to reach your long-term goals? yes. what does that have to do with alcohol?

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round one:

Have you lost your keys/shoes/pants during a night of drinking? man..I lose everything sober let along drizunk.

Have you stayed awake untill the bars start serving the next day? Yes...although I've never been in one place that long...i gotta move around when i'm drunk

Have you ever finished 24 beers or 26 ounces in a single sitting? I'm not sure about that one...I might've gotten close but at a certain point I just stop counting. Plus I'm a smaller guy so it's hard to do 24 beers solo...now something without carbination...that's a differant story

Have you ever pissed your pants while drunk? Nope.

 

round two:

Do you have a hard time keeping a job? Nope

Has your hygene gone to shit? Kinda...but it wasn't much to begin with

Are you afraid of what the doctor should tell you? Live fast die young

Have you seen a dentist in the past 4 years? Yes

*Do you have any plans to reach your long-term goals? Seems doubtfull I ever will...but I'll keep tryin' till the day I die.

 

matthewstillnursingthesamedrinkthirteen.

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Guest --zeSto--

* as a side note... all of my questions are taken from the real life experiences of Barney

 

and canadiano.. there nothing wrong with losing a shirt.

It's getting hot in here and I'm gonna take my clothes off. ..uh... sorry 'bout that.

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Guest HELLSATAN

Do you need a drink before a date? never have dates but probably yes

Does drinking give you self confidence? yes

Do you often consume more than three drinks a week? yes

Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking? everytime

Do you belive that drinking makes you more outgoing or friendly? sometimes

Do buy drinks instead of food, even when you are hungry? yes

Do people close to you express concern twoard you and your drinking habbits? no all my friends are alcholics too

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Originally posted by Grandola

Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking? i never believed people when they say they "forgot."

 

yeah, ok...:rolleyes:

 

 

and you drink vodka, so what do you know? Not that I'm proud of it, but I'm actually known around for binge drinking, then blacking out. At least twice a month do I wake up in bed not remembering a damn thing. I try to stop it from happening, but I can't. It just doesn't happen.

 

 

and Zesto - that morning I came home, my left arm had cuts all over it, my jeans were ripped from the crotch down to the bottom of the leg, and my shirt was gone. My last memory of the night? Trying to cross the 401 in broad daylight (that's around when I had left).

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Guest --zeSto--

^ no... we couldn't use glasses.

 

only bottles, cans and plastic mugs.

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Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking? i never believed people when they say they "forgot."

 

One time I was drinkin' schlittz and 211 tall cans in a firebird with my friend waitin' for my friend "gay derik"...well we kept drinkin', and somehow durin' that night, I...

cheated on my ex-girlfriend once again

popped a whole bunch of pain pills as a joke...that only made things worse :)

woke up with a "Polish Parking" sign in my arms like I was holding a girl.

...

to this day I can't recall any of it but bits and pieces.

 

matthewdrizunkthirteen.

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yes

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also when im having sex drinking helps me last longer:crazy:

drinking also makes girls much more attractive

sometimes i cant even go near a girl until i have had a few drinks

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thats why its always good to have friends around when drinking so you can collaborate and try to recall what went on the nite before.

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Originally posted by soopafeen

 

 

Do you need a drink before a date?

 

yes. it helps me relax and be myself. normally i would have 3 - 4 beers before a date.

 

Does drinking give you self confidence?

 

yes. it gives me the gift of the gab with the ladies and helps me get dates (see question 1). drinking also helps me fight better.

 

Do you often consume more than three drinks a week?

 

at the moment it's been 3 bottles of spirits in a weekend.

 

 

Do you forget things that happened when you were drinking?

 

what was the question ? hahah yes, all the time.

 

Do you belive that drinking makes you more outgoing or friendly?

 

fuck yeah..

 

Do buy drinks instead of food, even when you are hungry?

 

routinely. money for tea will get spent on booze in the blink of an eye.

 

Do people close to you express concern twoard you and your drinking habbits?

 

yes. mostly my folks.

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*LR

 

 

I drink to much to be anonymous

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