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Guest Canadiano

To jerk or not to jerk b4 a party - that is the question.

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Ok, so I'm reaching a houseparty tonight where there should be a nice amount of women. i just jerked it. My reasoning? I couldn't wait. Also, later on tonight, if I have the opportunity to stick it to a broad, I'll last longer. Possible disadvantage? I may not be so motivated to stick it to said broad.

 

Well, the thing with me is I have a hard time busting these days (when I've been drinking) anyway, unless the girl is gorgeous, a freak and is down for all sorts of positions and/or allows me to spit on her. And this party is in a few hours, so today is not a great example. What do you guys think? What do you do before a meeting with young women. 'Cuz imagine you were really horny, then you fucked some girl, and busted in a minute. Not that I care about the girl's needs. It just sometimes sucks when you don't last long, and the girls talk, and you didn't get to maximize your sexing pleasures for the night.

 

^^ try to make sense of it all and give me your thoughts.

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Guest FoReVeRpHLy

but what do u say when u dont nizzle the shizzle

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Originally posted by Canadiano

Possible disadvantage? I may not be so motivated to stick it to said broad.

 

what are you? a homo?

the jerk is no comparison to feeling of the tang

and in no way should the jerk stand in the way of being 'motivated'

come on now man!

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Originally posted by WhenOne

 

what are you? a homo?

the jerk is no comparison to feeling of the tang

and in no way should the jerk stand in the way of being 'motivated'

come on now man!

 

word

 

even if i jerked it 5 times in one day i would still be charging the females

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Originally posted by uncle-boy

word

even if i jerked it 5 times in one day i would still be charging the females

 

canadiano must be some 45 year old man that has lost his appetite for

women, life, and rock n roll

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

why have two when you can have 4?

 

you win. i cant compare to that

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Guest Canadiano
Originally posted by WhenOne

 

canadiano must be some 45 year old man that has lost his appetite for

women, life, and rock n roll

 

well, you're almost right, except I'm not even close to 45 yet.

 

 

on the real, though, I love the puss, but you're telling me that you've never had that shit like when you jizz on a girl, you zip up and leave? Yo, nuff times I don't even bother for a round two. And I do admit, I spit better game, and often get more girls on those weeks (days, too, but especially weeks) when I don't jerk it. The girls can smell it. They know your scrotesack is full.

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yeah but busting your load on a girl means that she had some part in the busting of said load. you are saying that you wacked off and now might have no interest in sex, which i find appaulling(sp?) and sad

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Guest Canadiano

no interest for the next bit! Anyway, it's been awhile, and I showered and shaved, from asscrack to my head, so I'm in the mood again. so ha!

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yea, i can't bust when i'm drunk unless its damn good

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nah. i say dont jerk it. alcohol should help you go long enough. just make sure you piss before you start fuckin. i dont like fuckin when i have to take a mad piss. plus, i like blowin a big load with the lady. i dont know though.

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Originally posted by Canadiano

Well, the thing with me is I have a hard time busting these days (when I've been drinking) anyway, unless the girl is gorgeous, a freak and is down for all sorts of positions and/or allows me to spit on her.

 

Why didn't anyone else pick up on that? That's fucking classic.

 

What led you to spitting on the first girl, thus realizing that it's a turn-on for you? Did the girl want you to spit on her?

 

I'm intrigued.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

 

Why didn't anyone else pick up on that? That's fucking classic.

 

i noticed it but... ehh.

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I'm talkin like, killin two birds with one stone....

 

Beat off at the party! You guys are not using your brains, geebus.

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i say jerk it before the party. that way you're not super anxious - which could lead to you not getitng the girl. gotta think clearly.

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yeah but if you jerk it before the party, like you said, you dont have as much sexual drive. a little brew and a little weed will kill that anxiety and game should just flow like whoa, yo... DOH!!

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