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yeah beardo brings up a good point...perhaps we need to have a secretary of paint supplies...

 

"common sense in one HAND, rusto in the other"

 

fr8oh will be our driver, he owes me one anyway.....plus we will become major target of the establishment and will need someone who can handle escape manuevers as well as offensive driving....

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Originally posted by boogie hands

 

deto-yes, for the posting of sexy females with large glasses of beer you can indeed be senator

 

i will be the greatest senator ever, beer and women for everyone.

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.....i did not sleep with that young intern, i repeat i did not sleep with that young intern, .............i was up all night!

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Originally posted by boogie hands

i will also ban SUVs....that is excluding the escalade and the hummer which are mandatory for optimal balling.

 

:lol: :lol:!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

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haha i like that "shit ticket" comment. Therefore you have my vote. Also i would like to be appointed CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT so that i may hand out sentences to people who drink flavored beer requiring them to be registered as "flavored beer drinkers". This requires them to be ridiculed at all times.

 

 

 

HANDS/INVALID IN 2004!!! :king:

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really im still quite astounded that ive been chosen as vice president of the ever balling mackster himself boogie hands.....im honored and i promise to run a straigh and legit campaign....but we are gonna need your help...donations, designs, grass roots coalitions, late nite billboard bombing, you get the point, please forward all interest and abilities to us...taking back the fucking house in 2004....oooofaaah!!

 

 

oh yeah.......bumpski

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drag racing will be mandatory at all stop lights....an autobon will also be issued....

 

but on a side note, you will not be able to take an 84 honda add crazy effects and rims and a muffler thats sounds heinous....i will not stand for that shit....this goes for ford escorts as well as toyotas and other piece of shit cars dating 8 years or older...

 

as far as legal walls go....well this is a tricky quagmire, especially cause im somewhat new to this and im not one to regulate things that i feel should have no concrete conceptions....there will be no legalization of graff as that i think most writers want it that way, but then again if caught you will not be made to spend any jail time, perhpas just buff the walls to get them ready for the next guy....and yes i guess we could make one side of the white house a legal wall....

 

does this sound good?

 

 

policeman, will be there to only truely protect and serve, i promise....

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Where do you stand on the issue of Drugs(And by drugs I mean Weed, and by weed I mean Marijuana). Also, I'd like to be appointed to secretary of defense. Credentials: I smoke so much weed that I'm paranoid. If I'm paranoid, I'll think of about 40 million different ways to defend our country from a singular source..and such..

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also don't forget about these morons trying to put rims a giant spoiler and a tint on thier 98 neon...that should also be with trying to rock out your moms escort.

 

also will you all interveine in the monoliation of rail road companies much like how our cirrent government leaders have stepped in to regulate on microsoft?

 

 

I just realized how stupid the above question is.

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Originally posted by mental invalid

wow zack, um incorrect spellers will be forced to joing LAWS spelling thread....everyone should own a dictionary....sorry dood, but thats a warning...;)

 

I appologize...but atleast it wasn't an intentional mispelling...but wait you said "dood"...shouldn't you also advocate correct spelling?;)

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