iSLEEPwithMIDGETS Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 what do you call 3 chinx a spic and 3 niggas? a sprinkler...say it out loud...chinkchinkchink spic nigganigganigga ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2 crackheads get arrested...the judge says which ever one of you gets the most crack heads to stop in a week will be let free... so they go out and talk to people and come back...the judge asks the first guys how many did you get to stop smoking.,..the guy says 57...the judge asks well howd you do that...the guy says i told them before you start smoking your brains is (---------) this big but when you start its ( ) this big...so he asks the second guy how many guys did you get to stop...the guys says 102...the judges asks how the hell did you do that...guy says...i told em before you go to jail your assholes ( ) this big but when you get out its (-------------------) this big ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ a guy walks into a bar and sees a jar of money...he asks the bartender...how can i win that jar of money...the bartender says well i got a boxer in the back you gotta knock em out with one punch...a rotweiler that needs a tooth pulled but you cant get any blood on you..and a landlord that hasnt been laid in 3 years... so he goes in and knocks out the boxer with one punch...he goes in with the dog and is in there for about 3 hours....comes out and asks...wheres the landlord that needs the toothpulled ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ a kid goes to the store with his father and his dad orders a coffee...kid goes...daddy can i have a coffee...the dad asks can your dick touch your ass?...kid says no...dad says well then you cant have a coffee... then they go to another store and the dad buys a porno magazine...kid says...daddy i want a magazine...dad says can you dick touch your ass?...kid says no...dad says well then you cant have a magazine...so then his dad buys a lottery ticket.. kid says daddy can i scratch the ticket...so they dad says...sure son but then give it to me so i can get the money...so the kid scratches the ticket and says daddy daddy i won 100 bucks...dad says ok son now give it to me...the kid goes...hey daddy can you dick touch your ass...dad says...yeah...kid says well then go fuck yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 i heard a very fucked up one recently...this isnt my kind of joke...but shit, son, it was funny when i heard it... What is the difference between a preist and acne? Acne, at least, waits until you are 13 to cum on your face. WEEEEEE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSLEEPwithMIDGETS Posted May 14, 2002 Author Share Posted May 14, 2002 hahahhhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 did any of you gus hear about that new survivor based reality tv series? its called alter boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwibxonex Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 haha jokez lmfao this blonde bitch i know caught me cheatin on her the other day.. she woulda stole my money if i had any.. but tried to drown my goldfish instead... BOOOOOOOOOOH bad joke bad joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 there's a thread called 'offensive jokes', check there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FameWhore Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 i heard a very fucked up one recently...this isnt my kind of joke...but shit, son, it was funny when i heard it... What is the difference between a preist and acne? Acne, at least, waits until you are 13 to cum on your face. WEEEEEE. i believe that this is the first time ive seen makros reply without any completely irrelevant pictures to go with it, or one of them at least:eek: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillYurSteel Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 one day a woman was driving and got in a wreck and was put into a comatos state one day her husband was visiting her and started to rub her pussy and she started moaning so he runs out to the doc to and says i think shes comin thru..doc says how....the husband replys she started moaning when i rubbed her pussy...so the doc says well dont stop now you apparently found a medical breakthrough...so the husband runs back in the room and comes out 20 minutes later white as a ghost....the doc asked what happend....the husband replied she choked...ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 I like this one: Q: How do you trap a polar bear? A: Well we all know that polar bears like peas... Go to the antarctic in search of a polar bear. Cut a hole in the ice and place a circle of peas around the hole. Now when the polar bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCK AMERICA Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 that wasnt funny, it was just gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Originally posted by FUCK AMERICA that wasnt funny, it was just gay Oh that's right, you can't read. Sorry man. Maybe you can read it PHO-EN-ET-IC-A-LY. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Originally posted by FUCK AMERICA that wasnt funny, it was just gay http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/banhim.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCK AMERICA Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 weak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 I agree with Vlad :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCK AMERICA Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 only a faggot would say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 My, what a big vocabulary you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCK AMERICA Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 your a dyke looking bastard, ive seen your picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 I am happy that you've seen my picture. Now.. do you remember the caption it read? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..oh that's right it said FUCK OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCK AMERICA Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 your happy i saw your picture? how gay is that, fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 What I mean, is who hasn't seen that picture? Jesus, did you graduate high school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 sar·casm Pronunciation Key (särkzm) n. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCK AMERICA Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 looking up words for me, thats pretty gay fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Originally posted by FUCK AMERICA your happy i saw your picture? how gay is that, fag http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/arnold.jpeg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCK AMERICA Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 i bet you watched junior, that movie where arnold schwarzaneggar got pregnant. faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 http://www.usatoday.com/life/cyber/_photos/samsung-video-phone-inside.jpg'> Here's a phone. Call someone who gives a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCK AMERICA Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 only fags rock samsung. you guys are fucking ignorant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCK AMERICA Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 I SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR, GOOD DAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 What makes you think I even HAVE a cell phone. Numb-nuts. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 fuck america is actually pretty fuckin funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 How so? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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