drain bamage Posted March 16, 2002 Author Share Posted March 16, 2002 Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 Your momma sucks so much dick she could donate her spit to a sperm bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 ......... Yo mama is so nasty she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 HAHAHAH some of this shit fickin killed me yo uhh...your mama is so thick, she needs everything to be thick http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/Tree%20Humper/thick.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 Your momma is so fat when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 yo defcon ...tell your mom to stop changin lipstick colors....my dick looks like a freakin rainbow.:mexican: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 18, 2002 Author Share Posted March 18, 2002 damn, i'm out of "yo mamma" jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 you can't be out!!!! we just cracked the surface.... you momma so fat...before sex..i gotta pour flower on her to find the wet spot.....then after i'm done i slap the fat and ride the wave in...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Yo momma is SO old in her 3rd grade class picture, Jesus was standing next to her. Yo momma is SO fat she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad. Yo momma is SO cheap she went to the 99 cent store and complained about the high prices. Yo momma is SO old she farts dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 your momma is so fat she jumped in the air & got stuck Your momma is so fat I climbed on top of her & my ears popped Your momma is so stupid she sold her car to buy gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-O-K PBScru Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE SWEATS BACON GREASE YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE HAS STRECH MARKS ON HER CLOTHES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 yo mommas house so small......when she sticks the key in to unlock the door...it breaks the window on the back of the house. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 yo mamma's gotta dick! yo mammas got a hand reachin out of her pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 19, 2002 Author Share Posted March 19, 2002 Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backcountrywriter Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 http://www.yourmom.com anwser to all your problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KASTsystem Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Originally posted by aederone and shes so old..when god said let there be light...she flipped the switch. she's so fat, after god said "let there be light" he said "move your fat ass out the way, bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Originally posted by KASTsystem she's so fat, after god said "let there be light" he said "move your fat ass out the way, bitch" i was about to use that...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow. thanks hue! now ill be the hit of all the parties with jokes like these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ur momas so stujpid she jumped over a glass wall to see whats on the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ass hairball Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 YOur mom is so fucking fat, she has her own area code................................... IM BACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 yo your momma is so,, so.. aw shit i have no momma jokes sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 aww shit.....it's back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 yo mamma so fat............ when she tries to play soccer they cry GOAL! when it landed in her bellybutton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crso Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 i'll keep this open- let's get off of momma's........cuz i just got off of your's...........:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Your mom is like a pinata, id only hit it with a blind fold on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 your mom's so fat daim did a burner on her stomach. your mom's so stupid she snuck on a bus and paid to get off. your mom goes to kfc to lick other people's fingers. your mom steals free samples. your mom's so fat she plays hopscotch with states. your mom's fo fat her belt consists of saturns' rings. your mom gargles with mr. clean. your mom douches with a fire extinguisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wireless Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 your mommas so slutty that she was on the front of the weaties box with her legs spread and it said breakfast for the champs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 my mom is a bitch. she hit me with a bustpan broom today. i dedicate all these jokes to my mom. fuck you bitch.now i just feel bad . ahh i need drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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