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your mama thread

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tis thread is strickly dedicated to "your mamma" jokes. alright here's mine:

your mamma is so fat that when she wears a malcom x t-shirt helicoptors try to land on her.

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

i like your graffiti, not your jokes. dont cheapen yourself :rolleyes:

 

thats funny cause i dont like anything about you....exept of course your mother...

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Originally posted by scallawag

 

thats funny cause i dont like anything about you....exept of course your mother...

 

*sigh*

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Originally posted by drain bamage

it's called bored on the job man

 

bad joke by me, deepest apologies

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don't you be talkin bout my mamma that way you ain't got nuthin' to talk about cuz'

 

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

 

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Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

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oh yah

 

at least she's not like your momma who is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

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Originally posted by scallawag

 

thats funny cause i dont like anything about you....exept of course your mother...

 

 

thats a different kind of yo mama joke

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your momma is so stupid, they said it was chili outside, she went and got a bowl...BeBe's Kids :D

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

yah well Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

 

 

that one made me laugh

 

 

your mommas so stupid when she was in the mall she saw a sign that said "wet Floor" so she did

 

your moms like a shotgun, give her a cock, and she'll blow

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Guest sneak

yo momma is like the village bike, everyone's had a ride...

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Yo Aeder ya moms is like 7-11 she open 24/7 kid hahaha hit me up yo get off the stupid computer lets go skate.....

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your mommas so old shes in Jesuses Yearboook.

 

your mommas teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic yields.

 

your mommas so fat when she gets on the scale is says "one at a time"

 

Stop talking about my momma. I dont have one. Me and my daddy share yours

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